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[Thearpox]

((Ok, now I would feel stupid for not getting it. Except for the fact that no one actually even tried to open a door.

To Below: Nobody actually tried to open it.))

[Toaster]

((The garage door?))

[Sean Mirrsen]

((Well, he sure succeeded in opening the wall, which I believe was part of the curse. Doors are no go, walls are go.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((The curse of Ivan? How is Ivan even tagentally related here?))

Zeph successfully reboots Vich's suit and his radio at the same time. You knew there was a reason you kept her around. Beyond the pleasant curves and the chance of repopulating this barren, hellish world with her, that is.

((Wait, what chance?))

((She's female.))

((Yes, but not of the same species.
Sorry.
I was just insinuating that she would not sleep with you if you were the last man on the planet, although it might improve your chances.))

[Thearpox]

((The curse of Ivan? How is Ivan even tagentally related here?))

Zeph successfully reboots Vich's suit and his radio at the same time. You knew there was a reason you kept her around. Beyond the pleasant curves and the chance of repopulating this barren, hellish world with her, that is.

((Wait, what chance?))

((She's female.))

((Yes, but not of the same species.
Sorry.
I was just insinuating that she would not sleep with you if you were the last man on the planet, although it might improve your chances.))

((How come you're speaking for her? Mind you, that's a perfectly reasonable opinion to hold for Vich, but I don't remember her entrusting her character to you in any way. As a matter of fact, I have no idea how you came to this conclusion.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I was making fun of your character.))

[Thearpox]

((...it wasn't funny. All I saw was you speaking for somebody else, who isn't even here to respond, pulling stuff completely out of the blue. Because I don't remember a single line of dialogue coming out of her mouth that would suggest that.))

((I was making fun of your character.))

((That's not making fun... in the best possible way. You make fun by saying something childish and stupid like "Ooooh! Vich is in love with Zephyr! Vich and Zephyr, sitting in a tree... then the police arrives and busts Vich for kidnapping and harassment. Should have known better then to hide in a tree."))

((Okay, that is funny, if juvenile.

By the way, does anyone else finds curious the fact that Piecewise always calls me the old man, when Vich is at best middle-aged at 47?
I mean, there's several character older, and some much older than me.))

[Parisbre56]

((I was making fun of your character.))

((That's not making fun... in the best possible way. You make fun by saying something childish and stupid like "Ooooh! Vich is in love with Zephyr! Vich and Zephyr, sitting in a tree... then the police arrives and busts Vich for kidnapping and harassment. Should have known better then to hide in a tree."))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I don't make fun of others much. I'm out of practice.))

[kisame12794]

"Uhhhhh. How? What? Dammit. Do we have any spare helmets?'

Consider the probability of horrible death if I just use patches to sorta tape it together. Consider other ways to repair helmet.

[Unholy_Pariah]

((Don't think I would've seen the whole bit of Morul dragging him there. In fact, I don't think I would even know that the two were alone together.))

Find and collect Auron's helmet, then get about attaching his thermal camera to it. Don't bother with programming for compatibility, that's his end of the operation, just wire it up.

[handi:6]
You wire in an outrageous number of cameras. His head looks like a goddamn poppy seed bagel.

((Hooray for magical camera cloning. I only gave simus 2 cameras, one for me and one for her. The rest are still in my footlocker. ))

retrieve and wear my helmet.
save a copy of the thermal optics program as it stands and begin modifying the original to incorporate the additional cameras to form a thermal radar and only use the two cameras installed over my eyes to form the thermal view filter.

Grab a roboarm (preferably one with a spare of the same orientation) and use it to replace mr limpy's missing leg, have mesk help if hes not busy.

[Thearpox]

Somehow stumble across thearpox and unlock his suit controls.

(...)

[PyroDesu]

((Don't think I would've seen the whole bit of Morul dragging him there. In fact, I don't think I would even know that the two were alone together.))

Find and collect Auron's helmet, then get about attaching his thermal camera to it. Don't bother with programming for compatibility, that's his end of the operation, just wire it up.

[handi:6]
You wire in an outrageous number of cameras. His head looks like a goddamn poppy seed bagel.

((Hooray for magical camera cloning. I only gave simus 2 cameras, one for me and one for her. The rest are still in my footlocker. ))

((Shh, don't question the fact that my overshot just gave you approximately 41250 square degrees of vision, minus the neck.))

[kisame12794]

((Just watch out you don't get information overload.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Somehow stumble across thearpox and unlock his suit controls.

(...)

You are the guy trapped in his own suit right?
Or did i get the gender wrong?