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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #15 on: March 31, 2012, 09:04:50 am »

first: Daaaaawwwww Kitties! Any pictures of them?

Secondly, well after that you should spay/neuter your cats. As for the kittens, if they are of certain breeds you can sell them for quite some money. Killing them would be going to far. Maybe you have friends (or fellow DFers) that would take them?
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« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2012, 09:43:41 am »

Which begs the question, when will the animal trainer/animal caretaker/surgeon get the "spay/neuter animal" job?
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« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2012, 11:54:41 am »

Unless you're a reputable breeder and know what you're doing, please spay/neuter your pets.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2012, 02:33:54 pm »

I've got 3 grown cats already, all sterilized, so can't take any more. I do love their company and the money they save on exterminators, but enough is enough.
Also I somehow imagine dwarves are polarized as either animal hoarders or detesters.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2012, 01:01:50 am »

Cat tallow soap FtW.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2012, 05:09:39 pm »

first: Daaaaawwwww Kitties! Any pictures of them?

Secondly, well after that you should spay/neuter your cats. As for the kittens, if they are of certain breeds you can sell them for quite some money. Killing them would be going to far. Maybe you have friends (or fellow DFers) that would take them?
I sterilized my first 3 cats. Unfortunatly, the neighborhood's semi-strays aren't neutered, and picked my house to dump their litters. I can't afford to have them sterilized. It's over 100 euros per cat. Had the same problem last year, but not this many kittens. Ah well. I managed to get 6 kittens a good home last year, I should be able to find homes for these new pests as well.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2012, 05:12:04 pm »

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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2012, 06:50:11 pm »


I sterilized my first 3 cats. Unfortunatly, the neighborhood's semi-strays aren't neutered, and picked my house to dump their litters. I can't afford to have them sterilized. It's over 100 euros per cat. Had the same problem last year, but not this many kittens. Ah well. I managed to get 6 kittens a good home last year, I should be able to find homes for these new pests as well.

If those litters are from the neighbors embarksquare shouldnt they deal with the problem? Atleast i think they should give you money for taking care of the little guys&gals. And you might check with the law, at some European countries (or federal states if you are in one of those countries) its illegal to have outgoing cat that isnt spayed/neutered.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #23 on: April 01, 2012, 11:38:15 pm »

What does it matter if the cat goes out? Spores, man -- spores!
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« Reply #24 on: April 03, 2012, 10:13:16 am »

Add trainable tags to them and turn them into war cats.
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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #25 on: April 03, 2012, 06:46:30 pm »

Add trainable tags to them and turn them into war cats.

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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #26 on: April 05, 2012, 01:25:20 pm »

Nah as hair replacement they work just fine.


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Re: RL catsplosion
« Reply #27 on: April 06, 2012, 03:48:46 pm »

Hug them... er... I mean... Magma. Yes.
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