Round 5 : Revenge of the Broken ScannersMan: *monocle pop* Oh my! This must be the source of ultimate power!
*touches*
Meanwhile ...
Green people: Ah, excellent, that must be our planet.
Green person: It is nice and blue.
Green person: Wait, what the heck is that?
Green person: ... I think we should file a refund according to Galactic Consumer's Protection Act §34.
Successful Gentleman: La la la la.
Successful Gentleman: Hello, what's this?
*Successful Gentleman's monocle and tophat pops off*
Random Alien: Sir, the planet Earth is in our sights!
Alien General: Excellent. Begin the invasion!
*Successful Gentleman launches out of the Earth in a nuclear explosion and ruins the alien's shit. It's seriously awesome. It has explosions, surfboards and Successful Gentleman rocking a cool set of shades. It's kickass, to say the least*
Alien General: "Curses! Foiled again!"
Wealthy Gentleman: "Ah, how I love a walk down these quiet streets after a good days work!"
Wealthy Gentleman: "What is this, flying saucers? This is unaceptabel, it looks like a job fooor..." *riiiip*
AESIR: "Aesir! Magic Surfboard, activate!"
Alien 1: "Sir, there is a psionic anomaly near abduction probes #4 and #9. One of the earthlings just went Super."
Alien 2: "Gah! Grrr... Let this primitive savage taste plasma."
Alien 1: ...
Alien 1: "we missed sir. He dodged using some kind of microvehicle. Launching missiles."
AESIR: "Oh dear! These things are following my every move... actualy, I wonder... if I fly by the saucers like *this*..."
...
Alien 2: "Alien 1, how is the fight going"
...
Alien 2: "Alien 1? Please respond."
Alien 1: "He... took them out. Unarmed. Tricked the missiles."
Alien 2: "FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..."
Spy: HQ, this is Bravo One, I'm on location.
Spy: Our interceptors have passed the waypoint. ETA 20 seconds, over.
Superhero: They're after me! Time to fly away on my Electrosurfboard!
on television screen: Superhero is being fired upon by hostile flying saucers
Sandworm 1: Are you sure that he will escape the chase?
Sandworm 2: Of course! The Blue Lightning has to defeat the villain at the end of the movie.
on television screen: Superhero evades enemy missiles
Sandworm 1: I'm outta here, tell me how the movie will end, please?
Sandworm 2: Sure, goodbye!
on television screen: static, no signal
Sandworm 2: Ah, no! Stupid television...
*smashing sound*
Sandworm 1: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
Robber: Yeah, he's coming. Get under cover quick!
Superhero: Stop foul criminals!
Worm: Dude, what's this thing? It's moving with colors and stuff.
Worm 2: I think it's called a "moovee".
Worm: OK then, what are those humans in it doing?
Worm 2: They're fighting, I think.
Worm: If they're fighting, we need to get out of the way!
Worm 2: But they're not actually-
Worm: Oh crap there are flames in there! RUN!
Worm 2: Hehehehehe. ...Look at him go. My burrowmate is dumb.
I'm not going to start the next round for a couple days anyway, but feel free to sign up. I assume everyone on the permalist is still down. Lots of dropouts the last few rounds, I'm going to try and think about ways to make this run a little smoother.
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