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[freeformschooler]

Whoa, did you draw that whole thing or just edit it?

[Robocorn]

Just edit, I don't have the kind of time on my hands to perfectly replicate official art.

[Enzo]

Just got home from schoolin, will post this after I eat food and stuffs.

[Enzo]

Round 7: LEAVES FALL, EVERYONE...

_DIES.

Spoiler: Armok (click to show/hide)

Nature: Man, step forth and procreate!
Man: As I am forged so I obey.
Nature: Man, kill thine brother to make room for your spawn.
Man: As I am forged so I obey.
 Nature: Man, learn so that thou may outmanoeuvre thine enemies, till the land to feed thyself. .
Man: As I am forged so I obey.
 Nature: Why art thou raping my body of earth and driving extinct entire species of my children? Cease at once!
Man: You have told me to learn and to till the soil, and so I have learned how to till the soil faster, better, and to outmanoeuvre not just mine enemies but also thy restraints on my joy, for my greatest enemy is thou.
Nature: Man, Die.
Man: I think not:
Reaper: This insolence shall not be tolerated! Engarde!
Chorus Man+Machine: Don't bring a scythe to a gunfight, with strange aeons even death may die. *BLAM*
Nature: Fool! I shall crush thou with meteors! drown thou in tsunamis! Incinerate thou in volcanic eruptions! Sap thou with diseases!
Chorus Man+Machine:: And I shall build bunkers, and dams, and hospitals. Bother me no more, the final frontier awaits me!

Spoiler: kinseti (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Spinal_Taper (click to show/hide)

Panel 1:
Adam and Eve stand before a tree, Adam holds a small child. They wears fig leaves over their naughty parts, and the tree is giving them a rather creepy gaze. Apparently, it's lonely being a tree.

Panel 2:
Suddenly, Adam and Eve vanish, leaving behind the Huns. The tree, dissapointed at losing his softcore pornography, gives the Huns a disgusted glare.

Panel 3:
His anger continues to grow when the huns are replaced by farming equipment and a stealth bomber.

Panel 4:
He screams at the Challenge Accepted guy, proving that this forum likes old memes.

Panel 5:
He screams even louder when the Grim Reaper arrives, replacing Challenge Accepted guy. Just as the Grim Reaper is to flip him off or something, The RED Spy shoots him in the chest.

Panel 6:
Suddenly, HOLY SHIT, AN ARWING IN SPACE.

Spoiler: Skelly9 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Guardian G.I. (click to show/hide)

    Nudists: Hey, let's carve something on the tree over there!
    Angryface tree: I... AM... ALIVE!!!
    Angryface tree: Shit, there's something big going towards me! I'd better lay low.
    Hunter: Hmm, nothing. Looks like I'm hearing things.
    Invisible child on a tricycle: Whee! Move, 'ZIG'!
    Angryface tree: Stupid kids..
    Angryface tree: Enough! These people will pay for disturbing the peace in my forest!
    Spearman: Uhm, what the hell is this?
    Angryface tree: BRACE YOURSELF, PUNY HUMAN!
    THE GRUESOME WINGED LETTER "G", THE MOST TERRIBLE OF ALL LETTERS IS COMING!
    SOON, IT WILL DESCEND ON EARTH IN A BLINDING FLASH OF NUCLEAR DOOM! YOU WILL NOT SURVIVE! MWHAHAHAHA!

Spoiler: applesauce machine (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Powder Miner (click to show/hide)

Nudist: Hey, let's carve our initials into that tree!
Tree: NOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Soldier: Wonder what I can see with my binoculars.. heh... hehe... wait what's wrong with that tree? Is there something in my food?
Biker: Wheee I'm on a bike! Wait. What if I hit someone?
Tree: I'm tired of these shenanigans! DEAAAAAAAAATH!
Other Nudist: ...What's that sock thing?
Tree: It's DEEAAATH! DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!

Spoiler: Robocorn (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dariush (click to show/hide)

Unnamed nude man with a sock on his penis: "Ah, what a nice day it is to stand nude under a tree with a sock on my penis and show my wife how to stick a knife into the tree!"
Unnamed nude woman: "Ah, unnamed nude man! You're so gallant!"
Unknown watcher on the tree: "WTF o_0"
A guy in military uniform: "Ah, what a nice day it is to secretly watch an unnamed nude man show an unnamed nude woman how to stick a knife into a tree!"
A guy on a bicycle: "Ah, what a nice day it is to... OH GOD, WHAT ARE THEY DOING?! WHYYYY?!"
Unnamed nude man: "So, this is how you stick a knife into the tree while nude with a sock on your penis."
Unnamed nude woman: "Ah, unnamed nude man! You're so... wait, why are there leaves falling?"
Death, rising out of the tree: <sub>LEAVES FALL. EVERYONE...

DIES.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.</sub>

Spoiler: zombie urist (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: USEC_OFFICER (click to show/hide)

Mr. Sock-Thong: Why, isn't it a lovely day today, Mrs. Nudist?
Mrs. Nudist: Indeed it is, Mr. Sock-Thong. I quite look forward to our picnic of asparagus.

Mr. Creepy-Stalker: (Hidden in near-by tree) Wat.

MEANWHILE

Observer: (Spying on Mr. Sock-Thong and Mrs. Nudist) Target spotted, eh?
Bicycle Trooper: Wait a second, look! What's that in the tree!

MEANWHILE

Mr. Sock-Thong: Egad, a rain of teabags? This can only mean one thing...

DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS: Hey everybody. So sorry about this, but it looks like all of you have to die. Now.

(Everyone flops over dead)

Spoiler: Haspen (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Kashyyk (click to show/hide)

Bubblegum-Pink Tooth: Oh what a beautiful day, look at that city skyline...
Censored-out breasted toothpaste: I know what you mean! The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and not a cloud in the sky...
God: How dareth thee to enjoy thyselves! Death, carpet bomb them!
Death: As you wish. *Summons horde of bombs*
Toothpaste: Oh my God everything is on fire!!!!!
Tooth cancels reply: Is dead.

Spoiler: IronyOwl (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: EagleV (click to show/hide)

Tooth, Naked Slug, and Birds:
"There is no greater joy than dancing!"
God:
"Not on my watch. Grim, do as I say."
Reaper:
"Yes, my lord. No more happy prancing.
A tad of dark magic, and bombs are away!"

Slug:
"The tooth! The birds! They are on fire!"
Tooth:
"You win, god, but remember this:
you solve nothing at all with ire,
this senseless killing... *cough* will grant you... *groan* no bliss..."

Spoiler: PlutoniumApe (click to show/hide)

Lots of participants but the round went smoothly! Only 1/16 replaced! I was really impressed by how clever some of the dialogue entries were this time. Also Armok what the hell was I supposed to do with that honestly

[Scelly9]

This round is best round.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Damn it, now it's going to be hard to top ourselves next time. Mind you, I'm definitively willing to try.

[Scelly9]

Words, next round please.

[Guardian G.I.]

Words next round, please.

[FlickerFly]

Next round: let's do better.

[Guardian G.I.]

Also, Kinseti, put me first, please!
I'll write something dramatic.

[applesauce machine]

Robocorn's comic made me feel successful because of the sock. Just yes. Hooray unintended metaphors realized before I sent my comic in.
also oh no my picture is a jpg better show everyone the original png so the clearness doesn't go to waste [/artist][/ocd]

[Siquo]

I'll be a stand-in replacement for words.

[EagleV]

I'll skip the next one. But this one was great.

[Enzo]

also oh no my picture is a jpg better show everyone the original png so the clearness doesn't go to waste [/artist][/ocd]

Wait, why would Imgur automagically change your entry into a jpg? I can only imagine it was too hueg as a png. Apologies. I didn't realize that was a thing it did, I just like keeping all the images in one spot for posterity, in case the images get deleted post-round.

EDIT: Also, banana in sock, how could you POSSIBLY not intend that?

DOUBLE EDIT: One or two more Art signups would be appreciated, to even things out, and then we're good to go again.

[IronyOwl]

Utterly bizarre.

I'd be willing to go in for (much quicker) art again. Just prod me if I take more than a day.