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[Caellath]

If I was able to understand your post, I would probably help you, but I truly can not figure it out.

[mcclay]

Basically I need someone to post the advantages and disadvantages for dwarves since I can't go see them my self while writing and editing a sheet.

[Caellath]

-Dwarf( 2 flavours: city dwarves and Mountain dwarves. All very stereotypic)
The dwarfs lived traditionally underground, but nowadays the biggest dwarven city outside the Überwald is Ankh morpork. All dwarves wear multiple layers  of clothing , so much in fact that determining their gender becomes quite difficult. This results in a cultural dogma and all dwarves are considered to be he's, even in a married couple. The dwarves are sure that one of both will probably be female, and that they both know who that is. The mountain/überwald dwarves are very against the the rest of the world, and some of them refuse to come outside. Also to note,  famous dwarven foods are rat with ketchup and dwarven bread, which one many occasions can be used as a weapon.(See, dwarven battle bread) The dwarves have had long wars with the Trolls, but that settled down now.( See Battle of Khum Valley). The dwarfs didn't like the fact that Trolls sometimes tried to eat their mineral wealth./i]
Advantage: Law abiding(+1 to be honest/have other think you're honest.), Tradition dwarven skill( Choose one stereotypic dwarven thing)
Disadvantage: Vertical disadvantage

Here.

[10ebbor10]

Starting the game soon?
No humans? Wizard counts as a Trade. (Though discworld wizards aren't so usefull)

[10ebbor10]

Let's start this game, right. People can still join however.

Turn 0: Beginning the game

A monk is seen riding through the forest, on a cart pulled by a rather old and rather scruffy donkey. The monk looks old but lively, and is wearing a cheap brown monk robe. He's currently on his way back toward Oi Dong, an ancient monastry, situated in the most airiest of valleys in the Ramptops, in what is often called the enlightement valley because of the numerous orders and monastries around. Beside the History monks, there are also the Listening Monks¹,  the Brothers of Cool², The balancing Monks³, and the Yen Budhists⁴.

This Story however isn't about this Monk nor is it about History Monks, though interisting stories can be, and have been told about them. It is about the people, if this term is accurate, who sit in the back of the cart. There's a zombie, a dwarf, a troll, a Gargoyle, a golem( who is walking behind the cart) and even a Nac Mac Feegle, though the Monk hasn't noticed him yet. The cart trundles along through the forest, untill it eventually reaches a small village. The Monk turns around to the people in the cart: We'll stay here for some time, one of the other brothers will arrive soon with another cart of recruits, and he will take you to Oi Dong. Try not to cause any problems.

_{¹: Monks that have trained their hearing to the extreme, in order to attempt to hear the words the Creator used to create the universe
^2:"(...) a reserved and secretive sect which believes that only through ultimate coolness can the universe be comprehended, and that black works with everything, and that chrome will never truly go out of style."
³Monks of this order can be often seen traversing incredible cliffs and going to the most desolate areas in order to balance the world with lead weights no heavier then a pound. So far the world hasn't tipped over yet.
⁴One of the richest sects. They believe that large amounts of money are evil so they collect as much money as possible to protect inocents from it's horrible corrupting power}

Current Location:
Everyone: Small town

Spoiler: Greg Sock (click to show/hide)

Race: Zombie
God: Anoia
Status:
Health:[HP: 75/75]
Racial advantage: Hard to kill, (3 turn recharge, +1 to a chosen action)
Racial disadvantages: No healing
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: Glodr Hammerson (click to show/hide)

 
Race: Dwarf
God: The Lady
Status:
Health:[HP:75/75]
Racial Advantages: Law Abiding, Dwarven Battle Bread Use
Racial Disadvantages: Verticaly disadvantaged.
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: Abakh (click to show/hide)

Race: Troll
God: Monolith
Status:
Health: [HP:75/75]
Racial advantage: Silicon brain,Strong
Racial disadvantages: Silicon brain
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler:  Bob (click to show/hide)

Race: Gargoyle
God: Long arm Bill (God of things that are just slightly out of reach) (he is a guy with no face and long arms)
Status:
Health:[H.P.: 75/75]
Racial advantage: Statue shaped, Patient watcher
Racial disadvantages: Slow
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: The Forgotten One (click to show/hide)

Race: Golem
God: Neoldian
Health[HP:75/75]
Status:
Racial advantage: Words - Forgotten, Guardian, Aegis, Watcher, Sword,Hard to kill
Racial disadvantages: Words - Forgotten, Unfaltering, Obsessed, Alone, Lumbering
Skills:
Inventory: Mysterious sword

Spoiler: Not-As-Serious-As-Serious-Jock-Jock (click to show/hide)

Race: Nac Mac Feegle
God: Om
Health:[HP: 75/75]
Status:
Racial Advantage: [abbr = +1 to physical force]Strong[/abbr], Stealthy
Racial Disadvantages: Dumb
Skills:
Inventory:

[mcclay]

"Ach, 'tis 'xactly what ah need. a bucnh o' bloody idoits geting mah wey." Glodr grmbles before getting off the cart and looking around.

[NoahTophatz]

"I...will...be...back...when...cart...ar..ri...ves" stated bob as he flew off the cart
Bob looks around the village for a strong sturdy building to sit on top of and wait for the other cart to arrive and maybe catch a few birds in the traditional gargoyle way aka sitting still for ages and waiting for birds to do something stupid like hop into his open mouth or jump into his open hand.

(gargoyles do speak slowly right its been so long since i read a book where they spoke)
(luckily i specified in the description that the dwarven mason who made the gargoyle made a realistic mouth else speach would be pretty hard to write)

[adwarf]

The Forgotten One glares at the Dwarf as he gets out of the cart, the short stocky arses tried to use him to do menial labor many a time, and the also had a tendency to try, and steal the massive ruby that formed his eye. Turning away from him Th Forgotten One stomps away into town in search of ...

Search for a weapons shop, or armor shop

[Ahra]

"This... is not good, where my club? ah there it is" crack an small tree, fashion crude club

[10ebbor10]

Miniturn

"Ach, 'tis 'xactly what ah need. a bucnh o' bloody idoits geting mah wey." Glodr grmbles before getting off the cart and looking around.

[4] The town isn't very large, and there are only a few noteworthy buildings. There's a small inn, a general goods store that sells various kind of stuff, and a smithy.

"I...will...be...back...when...cart...ar..ri...ves" stated bob as he flew off the cart
Bob looks around the village for a strong sturdy building to sit on top of and wait for the other cart to arrive and maybe catch a few birds in the traditional gargoyle way aka sitting still for ages and waiting for birds to do something stupid like hop into his open mouth or jump into his open hand.

(gargoyles do speak slowly right its been so long since i read a book where they spoke)
(luckily i specified in the description that the dwarven mason who made the gargoyle made a realistic mouth else speach would be pretty hard to write)

[1] There are only a few buildings in the town, and none of them are made from stone, nor look very strong. You settle down on one of the stronger looking buildings [4], the overhang creaks but doesn't collapse. Sadly it seems there are not much birds around.

The Forgotten One glares at the Dwarf as he gets out of the cart, the short stocky arses tried to use him to do menial labor many a time, and the also had a tendency to try, and steal the massive ruby that formed his eye. Turning away from him The Forgotten One stomps away into town in search of ...

Search for a weapons shop, or armor shop

[5] While you can't find an armor or weapon shop, as this little town doesn't have these, you do find the smithy with ease. It's an old building, having been used for such a long time that the walls almost crumbled away and have gradually been replaced with slag and various layers of useless tools. The Smith is hamering at this anvil at the moment.He's a rather eldery man, but he's still striking the anvil with force. He looks up from his forge and stares at you, before speaking with a voice almost crackling as much as his forge fire.What can I do for you, lad? Apparently he's shortsighted too.

"This... is not good, where my club? ah there it is" crack an small tree, fashion crude club

[4] You tear a tree out of the ground, and quickly undo it from most of it's branches.


Current Location:
Everyone: Small town

Spoiler: Greg Sock (click to show/hide)

Race: Zombie
God: Anoia
Status:
Health:[HP: 75/75]
Racial advantage: Hard to kill, (3 turn recharge, +1 to a chosen action)
Racial disadvantages: No healing
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: Glodr Hammerson (click to show/hide)

 
Race: Dwarf
God: The Lady
Status:
Health:[HP:75/75]
Racial Advantages: Law Abiding, Dwarven Battle Bread Use
Racial Disadvantages: Verticaly disadvantaged.
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: Abakh (click to show/hide)

Race: Troll
God: Monolith
Status:
Health: [HP:75/75]
Racial advantage: Silicon brain,Strong
Racial disadvantages: Silicon brain
Skills:
Inventory: Crude wooden Club(+1 to blunt attack, no bleeding wounds)

Spoiler:  Bob (click to show/hide)

Race: Gargoyle
God: Long arm Bill (God of things that are just slightly out of reach) (he is a guy with no face and long arms)
Status:
Health:[H.P.: 75/75]
Racial advantage: Statue shaped, Patient watcher
Racial disadvantages: Slow
Skills:
Inventory:

Spoiler: The Forgotten One (click to show/hide)

Race: Golem
God: Neoldian
Health[HP:75/75]
Status:
Racial advantage: Words - Forgotten, Guardian, Aegis, Watcher, Sword,Hard to kill
Racial disadvantages: Words - Forgotten, Unfaltering, Obsessed, Alone, Lumbering
Skills:
Inventory: Mysterious sword

Spoiler: Not-As-Serious-As-Serious-Jock-Jock (click to show/hide)

Race: Nac Mac Feegle
God: Om
Health:[HP: 75/75]
Status:
Racial Advantage: [abbr = +1 to physical force]Strong[/abbr], Stealthy
Racial Disadvantages: Dumb
Skills:
Inventory:

[adwarf]

The Forgotten One hastily scrawled a note on a small board it read, "Do you mind if I help with your work?". With that done he walked forward, and showed the board to the man.

See if I can help the man with his work.

[SeriousConcentrate]

"Crivens, whut a bunchae typical bigjobs," Jock muttered to himself as he got out of the cart. There were only two things he wanted: a fight and a drink. Both of these could probably be found at the inn, so there he went to steal a few bottles of liquor, down them, and beat the tar out of everyone there.

Jock goes to the inn to drink and fight.

[Ahra]

"Town, village must be nice there... i go visit them."

[anailater]

Reserve me a place please on kindle
also those death count as a diety.

[10ebbor10]

Reserve me a place please on kindle
also those death count as a diety.

Death doesn't count as diety. He's one of the Four horsemen of the Apocalypse, and not a god. (Discworld universe rules)