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[travellersside]

Have you tried setting up a ballista so that she's directly in front of it? Ballista bolts aren't the most destructive of things, but still, being parked on a firing range is unlikely to do much for her health.

[Girlinhat]

...why can't you save her now?  Just keep burning stones, let her feast on boiling magma while you dig for water!  The most dwarfy of survival instincts!

[miauw62]

You could mod the boily bloody thingy of dwarves so that they all explode violently, but you'd lose every dwarf that way, not just her.

And you cant mod in extra reactions either.
Else you could make some kind of liquid that results in explosions of blood.

[KodKod]

Ahh, a mad dwarf who likes elves for their grace...maybe this could have been cured by proper psychiatric principles...

By "proper psychiatric principles" I assume that you mean "a warhammer to the face"?

[white_darkness]

Ahh, a mad dwarf who likes elves for their grace...maybe this could have been cured by proper psychiatric principles...

By "proper psychiatric principles" I assume that you mean "a warhammer to the face"?

Ahhh, I see you're also familiar with the psychiatric papers of Urist McFreud.  Simply fascinating reading.

@Loudwhispers~  Somehow she got a drink and no one died?  Maybe you're stuck, and she won't die.

[Loud Whispers]

Have you tried setting up a ballista so that she's directly in front of it? Ballista bolts aren't the most destructive of things, but still, being parked on a firing range is unlikely to do much for her health.

This might actually work.

@Loudwhispers~  Somehow she got a drink and no one died?  Maybe you're stuck, and she won't die.

I feel like I'm in a sort of limbo, full of depressed Dwarfs drinking from rivers of boiling magma, surrounded by dead Kobolds and wall grates.

What have I done to deserve this?

Why won't she die ;_;

[imperium3]

Why not drop her off a retracting bridge?

Or not kill her at all but retire her? I have an ex-mechanic who lost the use of both legs, and has since been given his own small quarters and a kitchen for making biscuits for the young 'uns. Never been a problem.

[Loud Whispers]

Why not drop her off a retracting bridge?

Have no way of moving her.

Or not kill her at all but retire her?

I require water.
Or sacrifices.
And apparently boiling magma.

[KodKod]

Ahhh, I see you're also familiar with the psychiatric papers of Urist McFreud.  Simply fascinating reading.

Oh indeed, there is no doubting that he is the father of modern dwarven psychology. However I must admit that I find his notion that all dwarves are secretly in love with their nobles to be utterly preposterous.

[Loud Whispers]

Ahhh, I see you're also familiar with the psychiatric papers of Urist McFreud.  Simply fascinating reading.

Oh indeed, there is no doubting that he is the father of modern dwarven psychology. However I must admit that I find his notion that all dwarves are secretly in love with their nobles to be utterly preposterous.

That would actually explain quite a bit.

Also, a few progresses have been made.

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She is now thirsty again. I shall observe whether or not it is indeed the boiling magma that cured her ailments.

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READY!

AIM!!!

FFFF.....

[white_darkness]

Yes, this I do disagree with myself, however his works in regards to the judicious application of war hammers to the skull, the profound impacts of chambers filled with water on the psyche, and many other tantalizing glimpses of the profound inner workings of the mind are simply fascinating.

I do find it more believable than the irrationally optimistic bends in the psychological field that rose from the works of Ramu ni-Rogers (an elf).

Poor Loud seems to have walked off a cliff into....the twilight zone....

[KodKod]

I fear that the poor fellow might have crossed the Despair Event Horizon, and been driven to madness by his inability to kill this one, crippled dwarf.

The world will know, before this euthanasia is over, that even a god-player can bleed.

[white_darkness]

True, I expect once he calms down (if he calms down), we'll find that his undying dwarf is still alive and all 4 of his ballistae operators are now dead, due to large bolts jamming the skull through the brain....

[Loud Whispers]

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Spoiler: 7 BOLTS (click to show/hide)

And she's just resting there.

Without a single additional scratch.

Asking for more boiling magma.

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True, I expect once he calms down (if he calms down), we'll find that his undying dwarf is still alive and all 4 of his ballistae operators are now dead, due to large bolts jamming the skull through the brain....

Spoiler: There were actually 8 ballistae operators... (click to show/hide)

Even the game doesn't want to call them by their names.

Note to self, ballista are viable again.

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You have got to be kidding me.

50 Bolts.

50.

She is immortal while she lies in that bed.

[KodKod]

Whelp, I think it's safe to say it now:

She's a clown. She escaped candyland in hopes of convincing your dwarves that she was their god and coming to lead the entire civilization, but instead they just threw a pick at her and had her mine.

Have her killed.