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kingfisher1112

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If I had a dollar....
« on: March 21, 2012, 02:54:28 am »

Pretty simple. If you had a dollar when somthing happened, yeah, you know what i mean.
If i had a dollar for every time i saw an arrow to the knee joke, i would be a millionaire.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2012, 03:04:09 am »

If I had a dollar for every pony hater I would be a milliOnare
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2012, 03:05:13 am »

If I had a dollar for every mutant pony I'd flamethrower'd, I could afford a bigger flamer. :P
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2012, 03:29:52 am »

If I had a dollar for every mutant pony I'd flamethrower'd, I could afford a bigger flamer. :P
Thanks for the dollar
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2012, 04:29:22 am »

If I got dollar everytime I catch shiny Pidgey I would be in debt.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2012, 05:00:23 am »

If I had a dollar for every time I received currency equivalent to the value of a dollar, I would be incapable of buying anything with it.

Having an infinite amount of paper money tends to be a major cause of encumberance and being crushed under an infinite amount of paper money, which is rather inconvenient if you intend to go shopping.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2012, 11:11:48 am »

If I had a dollar for everytime I had a dollar, I would be dead.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2012, 11:23:36 am »

If I had a dollar for every single sentient being in DF I have killed for fun, everyone on this earth would be dead from suffocation.

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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2012, 11:33:54 am »

...I'd have £0.63096

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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2012, 11:40:42 am »

If I had a dollar for every MLP avatar the weight would cause a black hole to form.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2012, 11:43:17 am »

If I had a dollar for every Crazy PointTM Mika has, I would be a very rich man indeed. Possibly.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2012, 09:54:54 am »

If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar...
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2012, 09:58:19 am »

If I had a dollar for every time someone is going to make recursive joke in this thread, I'd be a millionaire.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2012, 10:01:11 am »

If I had more money than exists I would be able to pay off my countries debts.
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Re: If I had a dollar....
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2012, 10:53:33 am »

if i had a dollar for everytime i hummed "its hip to be Square" today, i'd have 13 bucks...how much does that make in Euro?
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