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[Graknorke]

oh my god this is even better (slightly NSFW)

Manufactured out of plastic? That sounds like something that I would not want to have.

[SealyStar]

Every time I read someone referring to people as "gentlemen" I imagine a neckbeard and this only strengthens that perception, like "I must wear this device so as not to become visibly aroused and thus inevitably creep-shamed and falsely accused of rape whilst I am in the company of one of those overemotional females!"

[forsaken1111]

Won't that just make you look perma-aroused?

[scriver]

Yeah, I'm thinking, if you can't dance with a girl because you get a boner, what good will having a constant plastic hardon do? I guess it'll look less noticeable, but it's not like you wouldn't be able to feel it. And if you aren't dancing close enough to feel it, how are you getting wood?

[Reelya]

The game will continue in development, but will be acquiring a new license that will allow us to avoid Kickstarter situations.

Yeah, the IP infringement problem was totally because Kickstarter.

[Flying Dice]

Yeah, I'm thinking, if you can't dance with a girl because you get a boner, what good will having a constant plastic hardon do? I guess it'll look less noticeable, but it's not like you wouldn't be able to feel it. And if you aren't dancing close enough to feel it, how are you getting wood?

Hey, judging by the target audience, it's guys who haven't had a woman voluntarily be within five feet of them for years.

[forsaken1111]

Yeah, I'm thinking, if you can't dance with a girl because you get a boner, what good will having a constant plastic hardon do? I guess it'll look less noticeable, but it's not like you wouldn't be able to feel it. And if you aren't dancing close enough to feel it, how are you getting wood?

Hey, judging by the target audience, it's guys who haven't had a woman voluntarily be within five feet of them for years.

I showed this to my wife and she said she'd rather feel the arousal than have a piece of plastic poking her through his pants.

[Draco18s]

Yeah, I'm thinking, if you can't dance with a girl because you get a boner, what good will having a constant plastic hardon do? I guess it'll look less noticeable, but it's not like you wouldn't be able to feel it. And if you aren't dancing close enough to feel it, how are you getting wood?

Hey, judging by the target audience, it's guys who haven't had a woman voluntarily be within five feet of them for years.

I showed this to my wife and she said she'd rather feel the arousal than have a piece of plastic poking her through his pants.

Who wouldn't want to feel your arousal pressed up against them?
Someone you either:
a) won't get an arousal by being pressed up against them
b) someone you won't be pressed up against in the first place

#ProblemSolved

[Graknorke]

Someone you either:
a) won't get an arousal by being pressed up against them

These people exist?

[forsaken1111]

Someone you either:
a) won't get an arousal by being pressed up against them

These people exist?

Do a google image search for ugly.

[Flying Dice]

Or think of the people you think of when you need to kill an awkward erection.

[Draco18s]

And then from the makers of No One's Ever Heard of It comes...

FeelReal.  Adding the sensations of wind, hot, cold, wet, and 7 customizable odors to your movies and games.

Wait what?  Smelling the movie or game environment?  Why?  Why would I ever subject myself to that?

[nenjin]

I like how their main page image is an obligatory sexy woman.

[forsaken1111]

And then from the makers of No One's Ever Heard of It comes...

FeelReal.  Adding the sensations of wind, hot, cold, wet, and 7 customizable odors to your movies and games.

Wait what?  Smelling the movie or game environment?  Why?  Why would I ever subject myself to that?

Hey now when you get teabagged after being killed it will be REALLY IMMERSIVE

[Reelya]

I think a lower face heater/mister is not going to realistically portray me running through a rainy night.

Changing smell cartridges? I can see a lot of market potential for 3rd party cheap knock-off smells, but beware the cheap bootleg Chinese smells, you never know what chemicals they have in that.

And how about modding your games by putting drugs in the smell cartridges? Link one up to a bong, another to amyl nitrate. Make those crime-related games much more realistic, or get a bong hit every time you use health in a shooter game.