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[Darvi]

You also have to swish around your mouse correctly, lest you fireball your own nuts.

Unless that's what you wanted to do, roasted nuts are pretty good.

[forsaken1111]

Those 'first years' are rather -ahem- well developed if this is supposed to be harry-potter-esque with first years being what 10 years old?

[Sirus]

11, IIRC. But that's a good point ._.

[Glloyd]

Don't worry, it all makes sense. You see, tits. *waves hand vaguely*

[forsaken1111]

Don't worry, it all makes sense. You see, tits. *waves hand vaguely*

I am thinking back to high school and imagining all of the ridiculous shenanigans one could fit into a highschool wizard simulator.

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork, epic pranks, he said/she said drama caused by illusions and disguise potions...

The idea COULD be fun. Doesn't sound like it WILL be though.

[Draco18s]

If magic exists, why not use it for sex?  In fact, how could you not?
 - Butchered quote from a novel I can't remember which.  Could have been The Magicians.

[Aklyon]

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork

That could probably be used to explain the look of the 'first-years'. (or they might not actually be firsts, but *shrug*)

[forsaken1111]

I remember hackmaster had a spell that would perma-increase a female's comliness by several points by enhancing her bust, and would cause ridicule and honor loss if used on a male.

So yeah.

Highschool kids + magic = bad time

Can you imagine being the school nurse?

"Your wand is stuck WHERE?! Why wou- no. just no. Wait outside. I need to write your parents."

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork

That could probably be used to explain the look of the 'first-years'. (or they might not actually be firsts, but *shrug*)

Breastus Enormous! -wand flick- Seems in line with something a bunch of highschoolers would come up with

[scriver]

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork, epic pranks, he said/she said drama caused by illusions and disguise potions...

THIS IS AN USANCTIONED USE, OF MAGICAL ENERGY!

Breastus Enormous! -wand flick- Seems in line with something a bunch of highschoolers would come up with

Mamallia Gigantia! Biggus Dickus!

[Glloyd]

Biggus Dickus!

Is the counterpart to that spell Incontinentia Buttocks?

[forsaken1111]

You know, a wizard academy game presented as more of a puzzle game could actually be kind of fun. Think of something similar to spacechem/infinifactory but you are trying to solve problems using spells and magical knowledge in order to pass your exams and graduate

[Rez]

ahuehue one of his games is about alchemy.

[Sergarr]

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork

Like these cat ears Hermione once got by crossing herself with a cat?

[forsaken1111]

Unsanctioned cosmetic body modification spellwork

Like these cat ears Hermione once got by crossing herself with a cat?

Exactly, except not by accident and probably with much more horrific consequences.

[Draco18s]

Reminds me that according to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality, creating new spells is hard.