Hate to double post, especially to contradict myself, but this really does warrant bumping the thread. As of two minutes ago:
Hookerbot swag!
100% true. Not kidding. Actually, he didn't embed the link like I did, but I think the message is preserved.
Hehe, the best thing about that link is the thong. Not because an "I <3 hookerbot" thong is especially erotic or cool (wheres the motherfucking s? We were promised hooker
bots dammit! Is there only one, implausibly named "hookerbot"? What the hell! Time to invade second conditional Poland, before our legions of subordinate clauses blizt Passe Compose France in a hail of conjunctions.) No, no my fellow forumites. It is not my latent leaning to the far right of the political grammar spectrum that amuses me. Rather, it is the fact that this is the sole item available that proudly sports the logo "Made in the USA".
I mean, where was the logic? "Ok, people will like this stuff *project marketing thoughts*. Hmm, people like stuff that's made in their own country. Its good for the economy and they can get a little surge of patriotic feeling when they buy it. Good times. But we need as much monies as possible! How can we get monies without sweatshop labour?!? Ok, ok, we'll make only one item on the list "Made in the USA"! That's the good stuff right there! But which to choose? The thermos, representing America's traditional mastery of science and industry? Perhaps a t shirt, to celebrate our influence on casual world fashion? No. Its so simple, why didn't is see it before?The perfect choice is a grammatically incorrect thong!"