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Author Topic: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 2 - Turn 2  (Read 29721 times)

Scelly9

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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 3
« Reply #45 on: March 16, 2012, 06:30:45 pm »

Turn 3/25 - 1st half of Febuary.
INITIATIVE

dermonster: 32
Caellath: 64
lawastooshort: 91

Bulldog: 47 (Counter)
agentorangesoda: 56 (Activate Sleeper)
cerapa: 73 (Sleeper)

(lawastooshort, medium event=3: 3) Jack develops warts and decides to head to the hospital. (Bulldog, difficult event=4: 5) However, before leaving he sees an ad on the television for wart remover. He orders it and luckily the warts come off easily. (Cerapa, medium event=4: 5) Jack becomes friends with his boss and she tells him he can call in a favor any time. (Caellath, difficult event=3: 1) Some kids pass by Jack's house, playing with a basketball. (agentorangesoda, difficult event=4: 5) L. J. Wronchford breaks the news to Jack, who is ecstatic to have played his part in the miracle of life. (dermonster, hard event=5: 3) Prophets begin predicting the second stage of the apocalypse. For some reason, their predictions are wrong.

TEAM SUCCESS: 21 points
TEAM FAILURE: 9 points

Team failure is not doing well..

NOTES:
*L. J. Wronchford is due in 16 turns.

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2nd half of February - Winning.
Jack plans to go to the company picnic this week, it looks like its gonna be a lot of fun. However, he wishes that L. J. Wronchford was in a real relationship with him.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #46 on: March 16, 2012, 06:36:16 pm »

A gamma ray burst hits earth dead on.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #47 on: March 16, 2012, 06:39:47 pm »

......sigh
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #48 on: March 16, 2012, 06:42:28 pm »

This is my entire strategy.

I mentioned in the other alter that I had a foolproof if dickish method planned out. Should I stop?
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #49 on: March 16, 2012, 06:46:01 pm »

This is my entire strategy.

I mentioned in the other alter that I had a foolproof if dickish method planned out. Should I stop?
Nah. Just be warned that I may make a Non-magic round later.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #50 on: March 16, 2012, 06:47:54 pm »

This isn't magic. This could literally happen in the next hour RL.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #51 on: March 16, 2012, 06:48:55 pm »

This isn't magic. This could literally happen in the next hour RL.
True, true. Anyway, I was mostly thinking of the "horseman death" thing.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #52 on: March 16, 2012, 06:50:15 pm »

nah, I stick to hilariously unlikely realistic game enders that have a 1 in six chance of getting a team failure win.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #53 on: March 16, 2012, 06:50:41 pm »

Ah.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #54 on: March 17, 2012, 01:50:12 am »

Distressed that L.J. doesn't want a real relationship with him, Jack seeks solace in drink and the arms of his boss. It is really awkward at work a few weeks later when she breaks the news that she is pregnant and getting a divorce.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #55 on: March 17, 2012, 02:31:42 am »

Jack publishes a bestselling guide about maintaining one's virility.  Using his awesome life experiences, Jack helps countless couples worldwide who are having trouble conceiving.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #56 on: March 17, 2012, 05:09:49 am »

Jack discovers he is not interested in women anymore, and instead, he feels sexually excited by goats wearing clown costumes while riding a monocycle. On fire.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2012, 02:26:11 pm by Caellath »
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"Could you guys also make a hamburger out of this arm when they cut it off? I wanted to eat it just for the sake of tasting it."
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #57 on: March 17, 2012, 02:18:38 pm »

Distressed that L.J. doesn't want a real relationship with him, Jack seeks solace in drink and the arms of his boss. It is really awkward at work a few weeks later when she breaks the news that she is pregnant and getting a divorce.
I am confused about how this would affect things.

Would having Jack call L.J. to the picnic turn lawas action into a counter or would my action be a counter?
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #58 on: March 17, 2012, 02:23:56 pm »

Your action would be a counter.
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Re: Roll to Alter Somones life Reloaded -- Round 1 - Turn 4
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2012, 02:29:01 pm »

Kay then.

While Jack does indeed go to his boss, his boss however gives him advice on the matter rather than sleep with him. Backed with the advice from his friend, Jack has a long talk with L.J. resulting in them falling in love and starting a real relationship..
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