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[Sirus]

The obvious choice is to go the Freeman route and be a researcher. How else are you supposed to have access to all the highly confidential files and equipment that you'll no doubt encounter? It would also help explain the lack of guns or weapons so far.

[Vorthon]

I think you wouldn't be a guard, since they have weapons, and that would be cruel giving the player false hope like that.

No, it's hilarious.

[Kilroy the Grand]

I think you wouldn't be a guard, since they have weapons, and that would be cruel giving the player false hope like that.

No, it's hilarious.

"The gun, it does NOTHING!!!! *crunchcrunchcrunch*

[Xeron]

That's the idea !
Also who'd like to play as Dr Clef or Dr Kondraki ?

[Kaleb702 Games]

Clef'd win the game immediately though.

[Xeron]

So would Kondraki.He rode 682 like a friggin horse.

[NobodyPro]

If you played as Dr. Clef you'd look in the mirror and see a placard staring back. On the placard would be "Fuck you player!"

[Scelly9]

Oh god. I just finished reading the first 250 SCPs. I will never sleep again.

[Drago55577]

SCP-202 made me lol

Addendum: Direct Order from Commander [EXPUNGED]: "We're not having any more discussion about what happens when two oh two goes to the bathroom! I think we can all paint a pretty picture of what goes on in there. The damn scientists can't explain where it comes from and neither can the plumbers, so let's just leave it at that! The poor man has enough problems, give him the courtesy of a little privacy. Until the quacks can come up for a reason to study it, I want all data on the topic expunged!"



I also figured out how to deal with Keter and Euclid class SCP

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Putnam]

They already tried sending them to the sun

[Galick]

Just a lil reading material to show you that not all of the SCP foundation is utter horrors and nightmares made out of the tears of children.

Or god forbid we run into the most terrifying SCPs of all...

[Sirus]

This one is worse. Fear it!

[lordcooper]

This one is worse. Fear it!

I do.

[justinlee999]

We really shoukd fit Dr. Kondraki in the game... somehow. Perhaps when you leave the facility the facility will explode with Dr. Kondraki running out of it like a bawss.

[NobodyPro]

Some of the most dangerous objects they have to contain.
They're terrifying!