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Author Topic: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round 7.5 - FINISHED  (Read 55618 times)

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - RESTART IN PROGRESS
« Reply #105 on: March 07, 2012, 09:03:45 pm »
Quote from: Bluerobin on March 07, 2012, 07:16:34 pm
Pre-edit: Ninja :-\

Woohoo got turns in. Boksi, I approve of your naming scheme.
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The god Aboozaloopa and his prophet SKULLCRUSHER, THE FELL AND TERRIBLE. Awesome. Oh and SKULLCRUSHER, THE FELL AND TERRIBLE must be scary, right?

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Sigurd <--- most kills.
Also, name is so awesome it broke the interface.  :P
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #106 on: March 08, 2012, 11:37:47 am »
Map came while I was sleeping, so I sent my turn in now.

Are the independents on this map unusually tough? Am I supposed to be surrounded by 60-soldier defenses on all sides? Of course, I'll just stomp them all with my elephants, but still.

Quote from: TempAcc on March 07, 2012, 08:28:47 pm
Everytime I look at that sprite, I see a hammer and sickle for a split second.
Which can only mean boksi is turning patala into a communist primate theocracy :o
What other government could justify throwing hordes of innocent little monkeys into battle as cannon fodder? I mean, that's pretty much all they're useful for, distracting foes, thus wasting their valuable time and ammunition, and then dying.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on April 15, 2010, 07:32:32 pm
[BODY_DETAIL:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL]
[HAMMER:HAMMER:HAMMER]

[TSU_NOUN:nose]
[SUN_TSU_NOUN:art:war]

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #107 on: March 08, 2012, 11:40:32 am »
So we upped independents from 5 to 6 but I feel like it should have had quite the impact it did. I mean it's not enough to actually slow me down (most likely... until I mess something up and lose my entire military and my pretender somehow I'm sure) but it's interesting since I don't know if I've ever personally messed with that setting.

Edit: Hmm looking at the score tables my income MIGHT make me a bit of a target... :-\
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #108 on: March 08, 2012, 11:49:35 am »
Quote from: Bluerobin on March 08, 2012, 11:40:32 am
Hmm looking at the score tables my income MIGHT make me a bit of a target... :-\
There's also the fact that you have awesome mages and great summons and have been expanding fast and are very dangerous late game.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on April 15, 2010, 07:32:32 pm
[BODY_DETAIL:NAIL:NAIL:NAIL]
[HAMMER:HAMMER:HAMMER]

[TSU_NOUN:nose]
[SUN_TSU_NOUN:art:war]

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #109 on: March 08, 2012, 11:56:07 am »
Pshhhh. I guess the first three are true, but I've only ever been to late game one and a half times (the second was taking over for someone else) so I'm still really clueless about how to actually win. I doubt I'm actually a threat to anyone, regardless of how big I get how quickly. :)
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #110 on: March 08, 2012, 12:17:43 pm »
Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli, divine prophet of the King of Fires, smiled as the blood ran from the corpse in his hands down the steps of the great stone pyramid that had stood in the heart of Mictlan for countless ages. Certainly, the sacrifice was necessary to make the rains fall, and ensure that the sun will rise tomorrow, and to keep the stars from falling from the sky, but, Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli thought as he retired to his chambers, important as all that was, it was really all about being evil. Oh and how great it was, being evil.

A breathless messenger approached the prophet. "Sir, our troops have seized control in the Forest of Gay Unicorns." Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli nodded sagely, "And have they found any unicorns?" The messenger swallowed nervously before replying, "No sir." Stroking his particularly well-groomed goatee the prophet murmured, "Such a pity." Sighing he added, "Just have the troops round up and kill the firstborn of every family then."

Tlahuixcalpantecuhtli smiled as he watched the messenger scurry away. Oh yes, it was sooo great.


But seriously, what's up with these province names?
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #111 on: March 08, 2012, 02:01:16 pm »
 :P
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #112 on: March 08, 2012, 02:38:44 pm »
Hahaha there's actually a Forest of Gay Unicorns! That's awesome. Also look out for the Lake of Rainbow-colored Fish, the Forest of Black Elves, and the Forest of Homophobic Fairies.
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #113 on: March 08, 2012, 07:25:11 pm »
Breaking news:

POLICE BREAKTHROUGH
HOMOPHOBIC FAIRIES SUSPECTED IN UNICORN DISAPPEARANCE
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #114 on: March 09, 2012, 09:06:52 am »
Watch out, there's at least one borked magic site in this version of CBM, allowing you to hire ettins for 0gp and 1 resource. Doing so would be considered an exploit.
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #115 on: March 09, 2012, 09:49:56 am »
Does TempAcc know the game will host in a little under 2 hours? Get that turn in Mr. Atlantis!
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #116 on: March 09, 2012, 10:01:42 am »
:S sorry guys, there was an accident nearby which killed the whole dorm's internet for the whole day, there was nothing I could do. I'm gonna be home in a few hours. I'm not gonna send the 2ch file till about 2 hours from now, minimun.
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Quote from: Dariush on March 28, 2012, 05:07:38 am
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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #117 on: March 09, 2012, 10:04:25 am »
We're gonna need an hour or two extension for you then, assuming people think it's ok.
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #118 on: March 09, 2012, 11:37:11 am »
Looks like it hosted before TempAcc got a turn in.
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Quote from: TurkeyXIII on June 22, 2010, 06:06:27 am
The moment the lever was pulled, somebody's pet kitten stepped onto the bridge. I read somewhere that if a cat falls more than 11 stories, it instinctively flares its legs out to increase air resistance. This slows it down enough to stick the landing with relatively minor injuries. In Dwarf Fortress, apparently, cats don't do that.

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Re: Dominions 3 PBEM - Round Seven - Early game
« Reply #119 on: March 09, 2012, 11:49:05 am »
Awww I had just sent it too :C
It hosted just a minute or two before I sent it. It just gave me the wrong turn number warning thing.
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Quote from: Dariush on March 28, 2012, 05:07:38 am
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Quote from: Teneb on October 05, 2015, 02:52:58 pm
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