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Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!

55 (71.4%)

We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.

17 (22.1%)

I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.

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Total Members Voted: 77

[Lolfail0009]

@Cynm

Rock, Paper, Scythod just made my day week month year.

[Mr Frog]

Added Cynm's achievements. "Not So Deadly" was changed to "Gloves Off", which may or may not be worse.

[tomio175]

"Arms" Race
Have a dwarf beat a spawn to death with a spawn arm. Bonus points if its the spawn's own arm.

TO THE WALL WITH 'EM!
Have a wall surrounding the entire fortress of at least four Z-levels high, manned by at least six dwarven marksmen (armed with crossbows or railguns, care I do not).

Silence in the library!
Kill a Banshee that has entered a room where at least six or more books are stored.

Drowning in fat lute phat lewt treasure.
Have ten or more artifacts created in the fortress.

OH GOD WHAT THE
Be sieged by every single race, at the same time. Bonus points if a megabeast pops up.

Times like these, I wish I had eyelids...
Have an arena battle between scythods and manamaids.

[Aseaheru]

For the wall one: Bonus points if the wall is also three times thick and has towers at the corners an extra three levels high.

[TalonisWolf]

@Talon:

I came up with them mostly for fun. Splint doesn't have to acknowledge it if he doesn't want to.

E: And the word you're looking for is 'machismo'.

Thank you, will edit.

[Lolfail0009]

Fuck The Hunting
Explicitly avoid achieving any achievements.

[TalonisWolf]

Fuck The Hunting
Explicitly avoid achieving any achievements.

By avoiding getting a achievement, you are unconsciously trying to achieve this achievement, thus making it impossible to achieve.

Or, to word it another way, by trying to avoid getting an achievement, you are actively trying to get this achievement, thus making it impossible to achieve.

Augh, this is almost as bad as a paradox...

[Lolfail0009]

Fuck The Hunting
Explicitly avoid achieving any achievements.

By avoiding getting a achievement, you are unconsciously trying to achieve this achievement, thus making it impossible to achieve.

Or, to word it another way, by trying to avoid getting an achievement, you are actively trying to get this achievement, thus making it impossible to achieve.

Augh, this is almost as bad as a paradox...

Correct :3

[Reudh]

A long overdue piece for Tedaz is coming soon. Uhgh.

[Splint]

Good to hear! It'll be nice to have a good read soon.

[Lolfail0009]

(Relatively) Good news, people desperate for good news!

Wednesday signals free time for writing, and I have ideas refining in the confines of my minds, so expect the LFTON saga wrapup soon :3

[Mr Frog]

How's about let's not make writing-related promises we might not be able to keep, hm?

[Cynm]

Now now, let's not be too negative.

Exactly how much does a railgun weigh in urists? What about its ammo?

[Splint]

Depends I guess, but I have no idea. Probably a little heavier than a Thompson SMG (since the railguns are primarily made of metal and those are fairly heavy with an unloaded magazine for a scrawny fuck like me) and the ammo is probably fairly hefty for an infantry weapon.

I always imagined that the ones that we'll be using are more carrying a bunch of low capacity mags with big metal spikes in them.

[Cynm]

But, do the raws have any actual numbers? Or is weight extrapolated from the material or something?