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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2253686 times)

Mr Frog

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9015 on: September 10, 2013, 12:25:05 pm »

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I gotta say, for a war dog to die of old age in this place is a pretty impressive feat!

:): "Someone's dog died."

8): "How?"

:): "Natural causes, by the looks of it. Old age, I should think."

8): "By gum, there's nothing 'natural' about dying of old age in this fortress! I demand an inquiry! FIND THE WITCH! BURN IT! BURN IT ALL!!!"


E: Also, who would like me to post some random unfinished bullcrap side-story which I wrote almost a year ago and never saw the light of day since?
« Last Edit: September 10, 2013, 12:31:58 pm by Mr Frog »
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9016 on: September 10, 2013, 01:11:57 pm »

Don't let us persuade you and post away!
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9017 on: September 10, 2013, 02:20:55 pm »

POST THE STORY.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9018 on: September 10, 2013, 02:44:00 pm »

Um, slight hiccup -- I seem to have somehow accidentally changed my computer's locale to Japanese at some point, so all the accented characters in the story in question show up as kanji. Gonna try to fix that shit, then I'll post stuff.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9019 on: September 10, 2013, 03:16:27 pm »

Okay, here it is. I haven't so much as glanced at this stuff in ages, so I can't remember exactly what it was about, just that it was in my Spearbreakers folder and is related to necromancers. Maybe it's crap! Who knows?

Spoiler: Part 1 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Part 2 (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Part 2 (Addendum) (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Part 3 (Unfinished) (click to show/hide)
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9020 on: September 10, 2013, 03:23:11 pm »

I guess its about the great necromancer tests of adulthood and book returning.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9021 on: September 10, 2013, 03:25:43 pm »

I guess its about the great necromancer tests of adulthood and book returning.

I blinked at this for a few moments before remembering what you were talking about. Christ, was it really that long ago?
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9022 on: September 10, 2013, 03:32:19 pm »

It was what, 9 months or something insane?
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9023 on: September 10, 2013, 04:44:07 pm »

It was what, 9 months or something insane?

Geez, entire babies were gestated in the time it took this fort to hit its endgame.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9024 on: September 10, 2013, 04:44:45 pm »

And I think I showed up atleast three months in.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9025 on: September 10, 2013, 08:48:25 pm »

Clearly this was also set before King Deler went and accidentally'd himself on Fischer's pike. Good read none the less! Glad you shared with us Mr Frog.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9026 on: September 10, 2013, 09:14:36 pm »

It was what, 9 months or something insane?

Geez, entire babies were gestated in the time it took this fort to hit its endgame.

I nominate this for the quotes page, this was enoug to set of a (barely stifled) giggling fit.

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9027 on: September 10, 2013, 09:50:58 pm »

Dammit, I'm 18 and you guys still managed
It was what, 9 months or something insane?

Geez, entire babies were gestated in the time it took this fort to hit its endgame.

I nominate this for the quotes page, this was enoug to set of a (barely stifled) giggling fit.

Dammit you guys, I'm 18 and you still managed to make me feel old.
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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9028 on: September 11, 2013, 02:41:38 am »

Dammit, I'm 18 and you guys still managed
It was what, 9 months or something insane?

Geez, entire babies were gestated in the time it took this fort to hit its endgame.

I nominate this for the quotes page, this was enoug to set of a (barely stifled) giggling fit.

Dammit you guys, I'm 18 and you still managed to make me feel old.

Don't feel bad. I and one nameless other from this fortress are sixteen.
You may still, however, feel old :P

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Re: Spearbreakers - A Tale Of Depression, Pyromania, and Mugs. (34.11)
« Reply #9029 on: September 11, 2013, 03:28:18 pm »

God, now I feel old, even at 17!
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