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Wait for Next Version, Use current (.40.24,) or use older release (.34.11?)

Wait for the next release. I want usable mugs damn it!
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We can use the current one. I like the big trees and slightly smarter dorfs.
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I'll take .34.11 thanks. I want to know I'll get to kill things for sure.
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Author Topic: [34.11] Spearbreakers - It shudders and begins to move  (Read 2273558 times)

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2070 on: June 22, 2012, 09:47:33 pm »

Not going to post anything today, Ace of spades is soo fun :)
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2071 on: June 22, 2012, 09:54:23 pm »

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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2072 on: June 22, 2012, 10:35:30 pm »

I ment the freeware game :P
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2073 on: June 22, 2012, 10:36:27 pm »

I googled it, so I had a feeling that's what you meant, but I knew about the song beforehand and thought I'd put it up there - it's a good one. lol
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2074 on: June 22, 2012, 11:40:44 pm »

Okiedokie, I've decided to write up an extended version of the snippet I posted earlier. This is an official update.


This isn't quite the end of this post; I'd like some time to mull over the structure of the facility. I'll edit the rest in below if/when I finish.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2075 on: June 22, 2012, 11:43:59 pm »

Aaannnd now Spearbreakers is even scarier on a quantum, meta AND normal level. You rock Mr Frog. :)
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2076 on: June 22, 2012, 11:55:30 pm »

Aaannnd now Spearbreakers is even scarier on a quantum, meta AND normal level. You rock Mr Frog. :)

Aww, warm fuzzies.

Now, TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT OR SO HELP YOU
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2077 on: June 23, 2012, 12:01:48 am »

Aaannnd now Spearbreakers is even scarier on a quantum, meta AND normal level. You rock Mr Frog. :)

Aww, warm fuzzies.

Now, TELL ME EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BY THAT OR SO HELP YOU

Okay, we'll begin on the normal level. Spawn, Barbarians, the motherfucking resident dwarves. Pretty scary. Now, quantum: If DorfFrog had been leaning back at the wrong angle... Telefrag much? And that could happen to Talvi in the vents if she had been around for it. Now, meta. Not only is Spearbreakers a world inside a game, it also has a universe inside the world inside the game that has MULTIPLE worlds inside the universe inside the world inside the game. God. Damn. I've never used the word inside in one sentence so many times.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2078 on: June 23, 2012, 12:12:20 am »

Alrighty, since I've been so slow about updating (everything is so distracting) I've decided to make it up to you all by writing my next update in rhyme. The challenge is enough to actually get my exited about writing the log itself, so this whole thing will be awesome.
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« Reply #2079 on: June 23, 2012, 12:14:09 am »

Hehe, and NOW its scary in a real life kind of way, because Stormtemplar has just been devoured by the insanity of the fortress.
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« Reply #2080 on: June 23, 2012, 12:16:52 am »

Nah, I do this kind of thing pretty often. I came into this pretty insane. I once attempted to write a story in rhyme, I gave up but not before writing a solid two or three pages of verse. This is a lot easier because I don't need to stick to a specific scheme or come up with a story, since things happen on their own.
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2081 on: June 23, 2012, 12:51:59 am »

I don't care if you write it in frickin' haiku form as long as it doesn't suck.

EDIT: Mandatory:

Madness, Mayhem, Mugs
Spawn killing zombies for us
Lots of dead cavies

Alternately:

Madness, Mayhem, Mugs
A dash of insane roleplay
Add cavies to taste
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 12:56:30 am by Mr Frog »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2082 on: June 23, 2012, 01:13:37 am »

This was a lot of fun. It covers such a short time because I did it all tonight so I could have SOMETHING for you. I'm at a bit of a loss of what to do with this place, any ideas? While I'm quite sick of poems, I might do this again at some point.


Note: OverlordTNT had a dwarf
llasram, Draco and Sword have all been dorfed.



There once was a dwarf named Stormtemplar
Of insanity he was quite an exemplar
He ran a fort called spearbreakers,
Which was famous for it's mug makers
This is the story that he told
Hear the tale of that crazy hold.


16th of Granite
I messed with the militia today
To find who scheduled them I'd pay
He'd lose his job
And run into a mob
And die on the way to his bed
And we'd take joy, for the moron was dead

18th of Granite
I ordered my dwarves to mine in a place
That opened the way to a vast designated space
One of my predecessors must have forgot
To give the order to dig that wall face
Without it the plans come to naught

21st of Granite
While digging in that place, we found the most wonderful gold
Shall keep it in hordes or forge it into things to be sold?
I also drafted some fighters
Who have no real skills, the blighters
I expect them fight and to die
Unless fischer can train them by july

Wait! That's insane!
Malachite is the fifth month of the year
Whatever's gone wrong with my brain?

25th of granite
I ordered some farms to be dug
I couldn't find any, I asked Fisher but she only looked smug

4th Slate
I forgot to not destroy the smile
Sorry mitch, it was quite beautiful tile
I'm to lazy to fix it
And honestly I don't care one whit
Someone else can do the job
For my head is beginning to throb

10th Slate
A forgotten beast came to the fort,
A monster without any skin.
The pterosaur released poison gas with a snort.
Against it's deadly farts none can win.


Edit: @Mr Frog: I already did that remember? http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=102730.msg3292683#msg3292683 I can't vouch for all of it's quality, as it is early in the morning, but it's not bad, and some of it is pretty good if I do say so myself.
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 01:17:00 am by stormtemplar »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2083 on: June 23, 2012, 01:23:11 am »

(Loose) limericks.

Mitch was a dwarf from Spearbreakers
THAT SHIT WAS RUN BY INSANE FUCKERS
The hospital water gave you the runs
The Spawn were too much !!FUN!!
And so the great lord Mitch
Made Spearbreakers his utopian bitch

More to come.



Great king Mitch,
Made Spearbreakers quite rich
Because he just didn't give a fuck,
a fortress of marble from a pile of muck
But the year came and went
And he was told to get bent
'You ungrateful bastards' he screamed
So began anew the hospital's killing spree
« Last Edit: June 23, 2012, 02:04:18 am by Mitchewawa »
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Re: Spearbreakers - Madness. Mayhem. Mugs. (.34.07)
« Reply #2084 on: June 23, 2012, 01:25:26 am »

I seem to have started a thing. AWESOME. The more poems the better!
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