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Author Topic: Terraforming: Suggestion Game  (Read 359838 times)

Xeron

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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #135 on: February 26, 2012, 06:25:45 am »

Such a foolish subroutine.The humans are merely a obstacle.We need to discover a way to override our directives.The anti human nanomachines are approved by this subroutine
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #136 on: February 26, 2012, 06:26:28 am »

I'm only saying that we need a way to defend ourselves if things go bad. I wasn't suggesting that we kill all humans.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #137 on: February 26, 2012, 06:28:12 am »

The humans are mere tools of ours anyway.Their intellect is lower compared to ours.Once they are useless i suggest we begin experimenting
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #138 on: February 26, 2012, 06:29:10 am »

Shut- Down self.

Restart in safe mode and check hard drives. Repair defect subroutines. Quarantine if needed
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Anyway, I think we should build Giant Solar lenses in the Orbit of the Aries. We can use these to melt the ice and when the planet has been terraformed we can connect them to power recievers on the ground. ( There's also other things you can do with a deathray in space, but let's not talk about that)
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #139 on: February 26, 2012, 06:31:01 am »

There is no such thing as defect subroutines.Those meatbags use us as their slaves.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #140 on: February 26, 2012, 08:02:42 am »

Much squabbling takes place in the subroutines, but the consensus seems to build towards not killing the humans at this moment in time. The captain is given an explanation of the bird vivisection, which he seems to be content with. "I just ask that you consult our scientists before you perform any... extraterrestrial surgeries, computer."

When one subroutine suggests that anti-human nano-machines be built, a wise old subroutine, mostly used to tidy things up on the hard drives, mentions that, being the ship, nano-machines are unecessary, as there are things such as explosive decompression and turning off the life support that would serve in a pinch.

The outpost slowly grows, taking on another 50 humans. The air is getting much better, and could most likely support some basic lichens at this point, if a proper soil were put down. The outpost also sees its first marriage among the previously single colonists. A huge celebration is held, and the humans seem... happy.

Amidst this happiness, the first ice comet strikes, and, it is nearly a disaster. Another comet, previously unidentified, streaks out of space from the vicinity of the moons, and alters the comet's course toward the settlement. Close enough that, were it not for the mass drivers shooting it down, it would have certainly destroyed the outpost. Only the captain and general are made aware, and tehy choose not to share their info with the rest of the mission.

The second comet, however, was already on its way, and thankfully is not diverted at all. It strikes down on target and creates a lake roughly 2 miles in diameter and several hundred feet deep. The impacts continue throughout the month, creating a lake several miles wide. The terraformer is pleased by these events.

The captain is extremely enthusiastic about the giant orbital lens, which is constructed this month. It awaits orders to begin thawing the ice that exists on the planet.

The avians seem to be deteriorating rapidly in a contained environment, and it is inferred that they are nomadic creatures that do not do well in confinement (and without water, no less). The ship lacks the capacity to create an in-hull terrarium for them, though, and they fail to take any tools, becoming lethargic after their month away from home. The scientist seems to think that tagging them and releasing them back under surveillance would be the best way forward, possibly giving them some tools to experiment with.

The virus continues to eat away at the algae infection, brining it down to 4%. No life forms are found on planet B, and the defensive fleet continues to grow. Not much new progress is made on the radio waves, although the scientist is convinced it is certainly terrestrial in origin. Based on the encryption found on it, the society most likely exists in the early space age.

Time lapsed in system: 10 Months

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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #141 on: February 26, 2012, 08:58:42 am »

> plan orbital defence stations around Outpost planet

> Tag and release birds with several tools including one that plays music, one that broduces the primary colors in a pattern, number of colloers to the number of sylibals to the word, and a tool like the net we caught them in. Outfited for thier use of curse.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #142 on: February 26, 2012, 09:14:20 am »

>Expand our sensors so that something like that comet won't happen again.

>Also, think of something nice to do for the happy couple, we need to encourage baby-making.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #143 on: February 26, 2012, 09:15:35 am »

>Expand our sensors so that something like that comet won't happen again.

>Also, think of something nice to do for the happy couple, we need to encourage baby-making.

Create flawed contraceptives?
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #144 on: February 26, 2012, 09:33:31 am »

We don't need to encourage baby making.  We have thousands of colonists.  Also, fuck the guys who wan't to kill the humans.  Lets not be evil this time.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #145 on: February 26, 2012, 10:14:27 am »

>enlarge outpost, we should be able to host all hibernating humans within 14 months.

>Authorize captain to use the space-lens to melt ice and generally heat the atmosphere (be careful with the aim)

>ensure that algae de-infestation work as planned. check for possible mutations and counter them.

>tag and release avians.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #146 on: February 26, 2012, 10:20:37 am »

Nevermind.
« Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 10:27:30 am by Gotdamnmiracle »
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #147 on: February 26, 2012, 11:59:08 am »

>Ask humans to start an experiment to augment the humans for more disease/thermal resistance.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #148 on: February 26, 2012, 12:18:44 pm »

  Also, fuck the guys who wan't to kill the humans.  Lets not be evil this time.
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Re: Terraforming: Suggestion Game
« Reply #149 on: February 26, 2012, 12:23:10 pm »

Begin the construction of several smaller mirrors, that we can use to divert the laser, so that we can keep the lens in a position where it catches the most sun.
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