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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #525 on: March 06, 2015, 10:52:33 pm »

Now this is getting interesting again. owo
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #526 on: March 10, 2015, 05:28:30 pm »

Story of Vanod became even more awesome than it was before. Hurray!
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #527 on: March 10, 2015, 05:43:50 pm »

Amazing update !
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #528 on: March 16, 2015, 08:15:32 am »

Vanod stabs Mata in the foot, and Mata falls to the ground, unable to stand.

All the giants at this point are completely covered in her blood-- though I guess they were also covered in Aleni's blood, too.




I guess giants are sort of like geysers of blood; a very large re-enactment of Kill Bill. Very tall engorged ticks.

When Mata falls down, Zotho spots me. "You've been spotted!" has never been so dire as with these giants. I have died probably 15 times before this moment. This is the one time I refuse to savescum. So anything that happens today, is it.

A LITTLE TENSE

Zotho grabs for me- and actually gets a hold on me. Big fingers wrap around Vanod's spear-wrist.

Panic grips me for a moment; one grab, one blow, is all it takes to end my saga in a very succinct, mangled fashion. Or, worse yet, lose hold of the only weapon in the game, unable to retrieve it from the floor of Nutcertain without having my head mushed in like so much toad paste in a night creature's cave.

Vanod's got this, though. He winds up with his off-hand and with a wet splup of lean protein, smacks Zotho in the stomach with his giant chicken drumstick. Zotho's guts are bruised and Vanod squirms away.



An acceptable and delicious way to deter your foe.

I somehow get out of the cave without being Stone Cold Stunner'd by 10 giants. Vanod hides behind a rock and gets sneaky again.

The giants mill about, lay on their fallen comrades. Usual giant things. Things are going suspiciously well.

My next dart in, I dispatch Zotho with a stab in the throat. That's 2 down, 9 to go, with only minor bruising on my limb somehow from a punch or two I took in the scuffles. Maybe I can actually do it this time. Maybe I can do it without being mangled.



Then Tequil, the Goals of Perfection, grabs a hold of Vanod's right ankle, and snaps that sucker like a wishbone.

Vanod's first injury. And now that the other giants are aware of him--


--It probably won't be his only one.
« Last Edit: March 17, 2015, 07:58:46 am by Earwig »
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #529 on: March 16, 2015, 09:47:42 am »

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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #530 on: March 16, 2015, 11:22:25 am »

Ohshitson. o.o

Welp, if it ends like this, Vanod will die as he lived: manly enough to make Armok weep joyful tears of blood.

This also reminds me of just how many times I've died due to the DF2012 stealth mechanics.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #531 on: March 16, 2015, 03:27:52 pm »

Once you pass a certain point, DF2012 stealth is pretty OP, though.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #532 on: March 16, 2015, 11:12:46 pm »

Once you pass a certain point, DF2012 stealth is pretty OP, though.
Specifically, hit Legendary +5.
People don't even see you when you're biting their fingers off.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #533 on: March 16, 2015, 11:49:27 pm »

With that broken ankle and being discovered, the odds aren't that great for Vanod.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #534 on: March 17, 2015, 01:40:48 am »

Except, what's his dodge skill?
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #535 on: March 17, 2015, 01:51:28 am »

Except, what's his dodge skill?



Upon closer inspection... how the heck did he get Armor User?
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #536 on: March 17, 2015, 01:53:20 am »

Maybe the skin is considered armor in some of the combat rolls ?
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #537 on: March 17, 2015, 02:34:24 am »

Skilled dodger taking on 10 giants?
You brave soul. I'll put it up on the fridge when you die.
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #538 on: March 17, 2015, 03:16:00 am »

Skilled dodger taking on 10 giants?
You brave soul. I'll put it up on the fridge when you die.
You're forgetting he also has Legendary MANLINESS POWERS
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Re: Adventures on Monster Island
« Reply #539 on: March 17, 2015, 07:34:09 am »

The best adventure mode story I've read.
Keep the blood flowing till the end.
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