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[TherosPherae]

So we've got our hardass Marine, the generic broke stoner college student, 2 generic broke engineering students, and some hotheaded white trailertrash, all traveling through time to whenever and wherever they damn well please.

There is absolutely no way this can go wrong.

[quinnr]

{{ Just finished a super long car ride and I'm exhausted, will post again and officially start this tomorrow afternoon! }}

[quinnr]

Each of you arrived at the giant lab separately. It appears to be a normal office building on the outside, but inside there are many rooms filled with men in white lab-coats and strange equipment.

You are escorted to the second story, where all of the members of your group, including yourself, are placed. The man who led you there (his name unknown) tells you to sit in a chair surrounding a table, and then asks for you to wait for a short time. He walks out of the room, and you can hear the door lock. This might be a good time to meet your newfound teammates?

[Coolnesstod]

"Well shit, if I knew i was gonna be locked in a room with you guys, i would have brought some booze. Anyways, whats your guy's names?"
Johnson taps his fingers on the table and looks around, eyeing for something strange.

[Zrk2]

"So, whadda you guys do? I'm a college student and I need some cash. Fucking universities..."

[TherosPherae]

"Name's James, not that you'll need to remember that. I'm just doing this for kicks, really, and maybe to help the parents pay the rent."

[LostCosmonaut]

"So, do any of you all have any idea what we're going to end up doing? Hopefully we'll get something good out of this. Name's Linus, by the way."

[Max White]

"I'm Edgar, and the other bit is Lizardson. It's like, the son, of a lizard, what does that even mean? Who would make a name like that into a thing and then call somebody it? Even I think it is weird ant it's my name. I'm thinking it might have something to do with some tribal culture or something, and then for past names we got named after our totems, so I would be like, the lizard guy in the tribe, and that is cool I guess. I mean better than being something like the lemming guy, right? Those things will just dive clean of cliffs. Wouldn't want that to be your totem. It would always be like 'Hey Lemmingson, found a cliff yet?' and he would be like 'Dude, that isn't even a thing that I do' and then we would need to stop Dungbeetleson from what ever he is rolling it. So I guess Lizardson is ok, I mean it was good enough for the old man, so it isn't like it is totally unusable."

[Coolnesstod]

"Im Johnson, and well, you all look like a bunch of poor folks. So tell me, what exactly did you guys have in mind for your lives. Im already working, im a sergeant in the army, im on leave for a bullet in the foot. You guys wanna see my pistol?"

[quinnr]

A slight mechanical whirring sound begins to start. It seems to be..coming from either the walls or under the floor. It's not too loud, but noticeable to anyone who is a bit perceptive.

[Max White]

"A sergeant? So its like a massive serge of ant goodness. Man, those critters, if there anything they can't do? They are like a damn army! There has gotta be hundreds of them. You don't mess with ants man.
I'm like, a guy. But it gets better, I'm a guy with a guitar, but it's not my fault, it follows me around. It's like I'm walking into a place and I'm all like  'Ah well no! The sign says no instruments allowed!' and it is all like 'Too bad man I'm coming in!' so it does and there is nothing I can do to stop it. Here let me play you a song of my people! It is like, totally the traditional song of the lizard people!"

Edgar stands and takes his guitar off his back, then continues to play a song of his people loud enough to cover any quiet noises that may be coming from the room at the time that would require a great level of perception to notice.

[Coolnesstod]

"Hey, quiet that god damn guitar! Did you guys hear that noise?"

[TherosPherae]

"A little. But it's probably just science shit, given the look of the place."

[Coolnesstod]

"True, but i dont trust this place, to much shit going on in this little building.

[Max White]

"How can you not trust a building? Has a building ever lied to you? Have you ever seen a house that is all like 'Hey man, we have this totally sweet pool party going on inside you need to check it out it will be awesome! We have like jelly and floating rings and tiny vampire hot dogs that somebody killed with tiny wooden stakes!' They just get confusing with so many floors and rooms to choose from. Seriously, it isn't like they even need all those walls. I mean a few are nice to hang stuff on, I guess."