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Author Topic: Time Werp Panic  (Read 7231 times)

LostCosmonaut

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Re: Time Werp Panic
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2012, 09:19:32 pm »

I wouldn't be too sure, I've seen some pretty weird buildings I wouldn't go near if my life depended on it. You tend to see stuff like that when you spend to much time in Jersey like I do.
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« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2012, 09:21:01 pm »

"That so? Well you see to much shit in the army too, damn, what i would give to be back in Iraq."
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« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2012, 09:25:33 pm »

"So, anybody got any idea where this noise is coming from?"
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« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2012, 09:26:40 pm »

An unseen loudspeaker starts speaking. The voice sounds mechanical, and as if it is coming from all of the walls in the room at once.

"This is a test of your abilities as Keepers. If you succeed, you will be allowed to continue in your duties. If you fail, you will be eliminated due to an excessive amount of knowledge and a low amount of use for Emit Labs. A time limit of 13 hours and 13 minutes has been placed. You may now proceed."

A small, almost invisible door on the wall slides open, displaying a clock with the number 13:13 in blue digits on it.
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« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2012, 09:28:41 pm »

"what the? What do you mean? What test?"
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« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2012, 09:31:06 pm »

"I think it is like, one of those patience tests. You know how to see what kind of things humans do. Nobody told us to go through the door, so they are totally seeing how long it takes to go through the door! That has gotta be what the clock is for. I bet we win if we manage to wait out the time without giving in to curiosity and and just like, wait around, you know? Nothing is going anywhere anyway, so what could happen? It isn't like somebody strapped a bomb full of ants to the back of sarg's head."

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Re: Time Werp Panic
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2012, 09:38:55 pm »

"I doubt thats it, i say we go into the door, whatevers on the other side better be worth it."
Johnson walks up to it and and slowly and carefully draws his pistol and enters the door way.
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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2012, 09:40:01 pm »

"I seriously don't think they expect us to sit around for slightly over half a day with no food, water, or much of anything to do. And the door is a bit of a giveaway, and probably a trap. I, personally, think they probably want us to beat each other to death with chairs in some sort of WWE Championship deal, but I know I frankly don't stand much of a chance against an army sergeant and a few starving college students. So.... any other bright ideas?"
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« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2012, 09:42:53 pm »

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Before you open the door:

The voice in the first room states that food will be provided to keep up your energy. A few plates come down through the ceiling via robotic arms. The arms retract back into the ceiling.

The plates are covered in each contestants favorite food. {{EDIT: And water}}
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The door is unlocked! It opens into a room...exactly like the one you are in. Food and all. The door exerts a great deal of pressure though, increasing as time goes on. It would take a great deal of strain to keep it open for an extended period of time.

{{Going to sleep now, feel free to continue!}}
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« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2012, 09:44:27 pm »

"Not much we can do and if they wanted us to kill eachother, they wouldve already known the answer. So I say we go through and see what this door hold for us. Ill hold the door, you guys go in and bring the food with, we could use it."
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« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2012, 09:46:53 pm »

"Nnnnnhhhh..... Alright, fine. BANZAI!" And James jumps through the door.
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« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2012, 09:47:46 pm »

"Aww yea, food! Screw your studies man, I'm going for a P.H.D in eatingology, with a major in deliciousness! I'm writing a thesis on the effects of eating and more eating, and that shit is peer reviewed by myself. Edgar's first law: When you see food, you are obligated to eat food! It is totally a law of science and if you break it then Newton will come and bust your ass for illegal not eating."

Edgar hurries through the door!

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« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2012, 09:51:48 pm »

{{Both rooms currently have an equal amount of food, by the way.

It is possible to hold the door, but the pressure it puts on the person holding it increases over time due to some trickery machinery. An average person could hold it open for about 10 minutes before noticing the increase in pressure noticeably, however.}}
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« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2012, 09:57:53 pm »

"Let's see if we can find a way to get this door wedged open. Think sticking one of the chairs in might be a good idea?"
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Re: Time Werp Panic
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2012, 10:02:13 pm »

"Alright, i want everyone into the other room, and lets try to move the chair on it and try to keep it open while i take a break. This pressure it puts on ya is hard man."
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