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Author Topic: You are Grom Hellscream.  (Read 3512 times)

UltraValican

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You are Grom Hellscream.
« on: February 10, 2012, 10:23:41 pm »

You are 10 years old and on Draenor
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You are in Warsong Village
Current Clan Leader of the Warsong:Some Douchebag Orc
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What is first move?
edit-That is not a typo, its orc speak...yeah...zugzug
« Last Edit: February 10, 2012, 10:33:00 pm by UltraValican »
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2012, 10:39:22 pm »

Walk around the village and hum to ourselves. ((This looks fun.))
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2012, 10:40:25 pm »

Sing a warrior's song
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2012, 10:45:59 pm »

Walk around the village and hum to ourselves. ((This looks fun.))
You ponder this for a second, then you remember you are Grom Hellscream

Sing a warrior's song
You begin to sing...but what will you sing about?
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2012, 10:58:58 pm »

Sing about yourself of course, because you are the best
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2012, 11:14:55 pm »

A warrior.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2012, 11:27:26 pm »

Go find a suitable Warrior Orc weapon, such as a Club, Spike, or Spiked Club.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2012, 11:57:20 pm »

Sing about the ancient orc hero Trag Hellgut, the slayer of many.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2012, 01:47:26 am »

And at the end of your song, burst into tears and scream "WHYYYYYY" into the rain.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2012, 02:54:04 am »

>Scream like hell.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2012, 06:09:04 am »

Punch a guard. Pay the court a fine and serve your sentence.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2012, 11:57:23 am »

You wander the village and begin to rock the hell out.
"OHHH THERE WASS A GREAT WARRIOR NAMED TRAGG HELLGUT"
"HEEE KICKED TONS OF SMELLY ORC BUTT"
"HE SLAYED MANY GIANTS AND DRANEI"
"AND HIS MEMORY SHALL NEVAARRRRR DIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
Suddenly, it starts to rain and you scream,
"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!"
Go find a suitable Warrior Orc weapon, such as a Club, Spike, or Spiked Club.
Your not giving up on your dream of owning this baby, are you?

The Gorehowl MK.2. It slices, it dices. and for an additional 4 payments of 10 Orc Bucks it will be yours.
Punch a guard. Pay the court a fine and serve your sentence.
Orc Villages don't have guards when the Draenei attack its every man for himself-OH SHIT THE DRAENEI ARE ATTACKING!!!!
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2012, 12:08:19 pm »

>Kill a Draenei with OUR BARE FISTS.

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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2012, 01:24:39 pm »

Punch a draenei. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
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Re: You are Grom Hellscream.
« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2012, 12:17:50 am »

>Kill a Draenei with OUR BARE BEAR FISTS.
Fixed that for you.
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