Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)  (Read 1680 times)

Stealtharcadia

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cool Guy 3217
    • View Profile
You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« on: December 15, 2011, 06:47:52 pm »

Whelp, you blew it. Why the hell did you drive all the way out there to meet a guy? There's plenty of drugs to buy inside the city, it's not like an old high school friend needed the business. Now, you're pretty messed up. You drove all the way into the country to meet a friend, buy his coke, and apparently get ravaged by his wild dog. What a friend he was, too, as he just slipped into the darkness and went on his merry way.

Now you're feeling more sick than ever, and your arm is looking pretty infected. What will you do?

More importantly, who are you?

-----
Name:?
Profession:?
Age:?
Sex:?
Status: Infected Dog Bite
Logged
Yeah yeah yeah!

Azthor

  • Bay Watcher
  • Doomy Dooms of Doom, Discount Sale!
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #1 on: December 15, 2011, 08:41:43 pm »

> You are a 33 years old male handyman called Fugliesmirson.

« Last Edit: December 15, 2011, 11:36:11 pm by Azthor »
Logged

Hubris Incalculable

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #2 on: December 15, 2011, 09:18:07 pm »

Jane Cobb, female security guard, 32.
Logged
Code: (Bay 12 Lower Boards IRC) [Select]
server = irc.darkmyst.net
channel = #bay12lb

Furtuka

  • Bay Watcher
  • High Priest of Mecha
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #3 on: December 15, 2011, 09:30:16 pm »

27 year old Female Jamie Benning who is a artist
Logged
It's FEF, not FEOF

Trapezohedron

  • Bay Watcher
  • No longer exists here.
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2011, 12:24:58 am »

Benny Benassi.
Logged
Thank you for all the fish. It was a good run.

Stealtharcadia

  • Bay Watcher
  • Cool Guy 3217
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2011, 04:04:09 am »

Name: Jane Benning
Profession:Artist
Age:33
Sex:Female
Status: Infected Dog Bite

Yeah I mixed them all together, so what?

---------

You slam your front door and plop down on your couch, crumpling a few silly doodles you make when you happen to get bored. The pulsing in your arm is almost unbearable, it's amazing how it seems to have gotten infected so fast. You take a moment to survey your options: you could go to the hospital, you think you might have some gauze and disinfectant in your bathroom, or you guess you could just wash it off. Whatever you do, you just don't want it to hurt anymore.

But again, WHAT WILL YOU DO?
Logged
Yeah yeah yeah!

Trapezohedron

  • Bay Watcher
  • No longer exists here.
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2011, 04:06:14 am »

> Jane: Use Gauze and Disinfectants in the bathroom.
Logged
Thank you for all the fish. It was a good run.

King DZA

  • Bay Watcher
  • Ruler of all things ruleable
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2011, 04:36:41 am »

Amputate it, and then attach it to your chest.

Yeah, gauze or something...

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2011, 04:50:05 am »

> Jane: Use Gauze and Disinfectants in the bathroom.
Then cut off seemingly infected skin. Also, examine self in the mirror while we're at it.
Logged

~Neri

  • Bay Watcher
  • Now back to our regularly scheduled bark.
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2011, 07:58:14 am »

If needed, sever and attach to upper torso, disinfect right now though, you partake in quite a bit of professional paranoia, and if you recall, this is quite high on the BAD THINGS scale that you keep in your right back pocket.
Logged

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2011, 08:04:30 am »

Take any of those drugs you have for pain killing as you do the above.

If needed, sever and attach to upper torso, disinfect right now though, you partake in quite a bit of professional paranoia, and if you recall, this is quite high on the BAD THINGS scale that you keep in your right back pocket.
Wouldn't this be...a bad thing as your nerves are useless?

Unless...We are aiming to BECOME a zombie!! [/myuselessspeculation]
Logged

NRDL

  • Bay Watcher
  • I Actually Like Elves
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2011, 12:09:32 am »

Just put some bloody band-aids and disinfectant on it. 
Logged
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Tiruin

  • Bay Watcher
  • Life is too short for worries
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2011, 04:33:13 am »

Just put some band-aids and disinfectant on it. 
Fixed.  :P
Logged

Trapezohedron

  • Bay Watcher
  • No longer exists here.
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2011, 04:40:34 am »

Actually, I think putting on some Bloody Band-aids is a good, if stupid idea. After all, why didn't we just go to the hospital to get treated?

:P
Logged
Thank you for all the fish. It was a good run.

fergus

  • Bay Watcher
    • View Profile
Re: You Did a Bad Thing (Zombie game!)
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2011, 11:02:08 pm »

> HOSPITAL! NOW!
Logged
BY THE GODS! THIS QUOTE MADE MY SIG BOX HAVE A SCROLL BAR! HAPPY DAYS INDEED!
BY THE GODS! YOU HAVE TOO MANY SIGS!