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[TherosPherae]

You decide that you might as well figure out why the gold person's on your contact list.

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DD is speaking to fa
fa: What is it.
DD: what?
fa: I told you not to contact me unless the plan had faulted.
fa: What is it.
DD: what plan are you talking about?
fa: ....Shit, you woke up, didn't you?
DD: no clue what you're talking about
fa: Oh, don't give me that.
fa: I know who this is, and I know most of the legends that surround you.
fa: I also know that some of them are true.
DD: which ones
DD: I mean, I can access databases showing all 'my' legends
DD: but most of this shit is too wild to be true
fa: All in due time, dreamer. All in good time.
fa: For now, do you remember the plan?
DD: what plan?
fa: Apparently not.
fa: How stupid of me to expect you to remember your dreams.
fa: Here's the plan:
fa: You are a key to ending the world.
fa: You are going to help us do just that.
DD: sorry, promised SA I wouldn't do wacko supernatural shit like that
fa: Who's this SA?
DD: greeter on the MANTRAnet, soldier, pretty cool dude from the little I've spoken to him
fa: You accessed the MANTRAnet?
DD: well yeah, was the first menu thing that popped up
fa: You moron, that means they're recording this, as well as any other message you've sent.
fa: Just meet me in-town at the usual park, we'll talk about the shitstorm you waking up has caused then.
Okay? Goodbye.
fa has left the conversation
DD: ....okay, whatever

Well, you're approaching the city, and you should be there by the time you've made up your mind about what to do there.

So what do you plan on doing in the city?

[Dsarker]

Find a way to meet up with SuperstitiousArmoury!

[TherosPherae]

Well, you've had a pretty trying day so far, and ending the world is probably really fricking illegal, so you decide you should talk to the one agent of the law you actually know of. The soldier.

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DD is speaking to SA
SA: dude
SA: i know you're mythology and shit
SA: but im doing important stuff you cant just talk to me whenever
DD: you seem to be available right now, though
SA: ....shut up
SA: what is it
DD: I talked to the other chumps on my list
SA: whoop dee do for you
DD: not the time for snark
DD: the green pirate chick said she was my girlfriend
SA: once again, whoop dee do for you
DD: the other said they want me to help end the fucking world
SA: and once again, whoop dee do for yo- wait what
SA: what color were they
DD: goldish? I think?
SA: holy balls that's probably fa
DD: yep that's the one
DD: you know her?
SA: dude
SA: fa is the most wanted criminal in everywhere since the murder case a few years back
DD: no shit?
SA: like id have reason to lie about this
SA: this is important though
SA: what did she mention
DD: some shit about myths and me being a key to the world's end
DD: sounded like a ton of bullshit to me
SA: you were asleep for like a thousand years
SA: anythings possible
SA: anything else
DD: mentioned wanting to meet me in a park in town
SA: which town
DD: still walkin there, hold on there's a sign
DD: 'settoran' or something, paint's pretty faded
SA: settoran really
DD: yep
SA: im stationed there
SA: this is like the biggest coincidental piece of shit that has ever happened
SA: ill try and find you and take you to the park downtown, its the only one in miles
SA: hopefully we find fa there
DD: sounds like a plan
SA: good
SA: sa out
SA has left the conversation

You are now this guy.

Commence standard naming procedure:

[Hubris Incalculable]

Last Scott

[Trapezohedron]

Scottish Axeman

[Dsarker]

He's not a scot, though. He's obviously just Axing the Question.

[Hubris Incalculable]

He's not a scot, though.

How would you know?

[TherosPherae]

Oh, right. Your name is Scott Axeman.
You are a soldier in the Terran Army, and have recently been stuck on MANTRAnet duty - that is, welcoming new psychics to the government-hosted communications system. You've recently been talked to had the shit scared out of you by a legend come to life, and have agreed to meet him outside of town and visit the park together in hopes of catching one of the most wanted criminals on the planet.

Recent details aside, you're not allowed to have very many interests - partially due to your very busy schedule as a fairly high-ranking psychic berserker, and partially because you decided to replace your hands with axes when you were very young. It's kind of difficult to take up pottery or anything when you can't grab things for fear of chopping them up. It's a huge bonus in the middle of a fight, though, and makes you quite the intimidating person, so you don't really regret it. Despite your axes, you still have managed to accumulate a vast knowledge of myths of origins both urban and ancient. On the various 'nets around the world, you go by SuperstitiousArmory and have no time for caps punctuation or shit like that.

What do you do?