You decide to talk to the red guy and the green... person, you don't even know their gender yet. So let's try the red first, since we already know we can scare him shitless.
DD is speaking to SA
SA: ...what do you want
DD: nothing much
DD: just YOUR ETERNAL SOUL
SA :oh god shit oh god shit shit shit shit shit
DD: it was a joke
SA: shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit
DD: dude chill, just a joke
SA: oh my god don't do that
SA: you scared the shit outta me
DD: you panic way too easily, man
DD: lighten up a bit
SA: not allowed to
SA: im a soldier
SA: dont got time for chillin or relaxin
SA: wouldn't even have time to waste time talkin to you if i werent on greeter duty
DD: bummer, dude
DD: so tell me a bit about these messenger clients, since that's shit you're supposed to do
SA: whaddaya wanna know
DD: well, for one, how come you show up in my list in this one even though I only talked to you through the gov-based psychic net
DD: and for two, who the hell are these other chumps on my list
SA: first one's easy your headband has a default cross-client feature
SA: if ya know someone on a network
SA: itll autoadd them to your list
SA: really handy
SA: as for the second i have no clue
SA: you can only add people manually
SA: so i guess you added them in your sleep
SA: so... youre not gonna like try to release demons or eat my soul or someshit right
SA: becuase thats something a dude should know when meeting people
DD: because I'm definitely just gonna walk up to someone
DD: "hello sir, my name is wade, I'm here for your soul"
DD: "give up, I'm the goddamn dreamer, you stand no chance"
DD: no way, man, no class in that
DD: if I'm gonna steal souls, I do it the old fashioned way
DD: deal with the devil and everything
DD: but I don't actually do that
DD: just a normal dude's been asleep for like a millenium
SA: ok cool
SA: i got shit to do see ya on the other side
SA has left the conversation
Well that was informative, now for the green person.
DD is speaking to pP
pP: O*h hey bab*e!
DD: babe?
DD: please tell me you call everyone that
pP: Nope ju*st yo*u <3
What.
pP: Nope ju*st yo*u <3
DD: so what, I'm your boyfriend or something
pP: Yep! *hic*
DD: so given your name
DD: you're a pirate, right?
pP: Wh*y do yo*u hav*e to as*k, I tho*ght we bo*th knew th4*t
pP: he*hic*hehehe*hic* <3
DD: .......
DD: you're drunk off your ass, aren't you
pP: But o*f co*urse!
pP: Be*ing dru*nk is a pa*rt of pirat*ing!
DD: yeah, call me back when you're not drunker than an irish skunk
DD has signed off
pP: ....<3 *hic*
Well that was fricking weird, and you still have a bit of time before you hit the city. You guess you could try a random call and see who you pick up, or you could talk to the gold person. Or you could try talking some more to either of these two, although you're not entirely sure that would be a good idea.
So what do we do to kill time on our not-on-the-road trip?