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[Farseer]

An actually funny conversation I just had:-

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You: Hey.
Stranger: I have an kangaroo penis.
Stranger: Needed to be said.
You: Huh.
Stranger: How are you today?
You: I also have a penis.
You: But it's mine.
You: That needed to be said.
You: Fine, yourself?
Stranger: I am attempting to have an intellectual conversation with someone on this website, I have been failing by no fault of my own.
You: It seems to be true.
You: I mean, intellectual conversations don't usually open with a mention of your love of kangaroo penis.
Stranger: True, however the irony is, the only one i have had all day, did.
You: Is that this one?
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Are you religous?
You: Hardly.
You: How about yourself?
Stranger: Good.
Stranger: We can make fun of jesus together.
You: Nah.
You: It's only fun when there's a Christian to insult.
Stranger: True, any religion is fun to insult.
You: Have you ever noticed that, when you insult a Christian's religious beliefs, they ALWAYS make out there's a massive taboo about questioning other people's bullshit?
Stranger: Of course
You: But when there's even the slightest chance of "getting one over on those dirty athiests", they seize it immediately?
Stranger: Thats why their so obnoxious
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Omg yes
You: It's because they realise their beliefs have no foundation in reality.
You: And they don't even understand most of the "holy book".
You: Hell, most haven't even read the Bible.
Stranger: I enjoy watching the science channel's interpretation of the bible.
You: So they have to invent bullshit falacies to make it seem like, if you question their religious beliefs, you're bullying them.
You: fallacies*
Stranger: You are bar none the smartest person I have talked to this week.
Stranger: Thank you good sir.
You: Hey, it's only a Monday.
You: =p
You: Oh, shit.
You: It's Tuesday.
You: WHERE DID THAT DAY GO
Stranger: Hah
Stranger: Been on the internet too long.
Stranger: lol
You: Fuck me. Dx
You: Seriously.
You: I lost a day.
You: Anyway, you've got the rest of the week to find someone smarter.
You: Have you been on here these two past days or something?
Stranger: But I probably won't. And yes pretty much,
Stranger: I troll the shit out of people with my more then average intellect.
Stranger: It doesn't seem fair really.
Stranger: The people here seem to have an average IQ of around 70.
You: Honestly, I think it's because most of them are foreign.
You: Or 12.
Stranger: True.
You: They're just not very good at English.
You: I wish there was at least a filter for people who can speak English, though. :|
Stranger: So I hate to ask this, but would you kind enoungh to shed some light on your age?
You: 18.
You: And yourself, good sir or madam?
Stranger: 17, and sir.
You: Ah, very good.
You: American?
Stranger: Indeed.
You: I, sir, am an Englishman.
You: And therefore, I must challenge you to a duel.
You: Of wits.
Stranger: Very nice. Lol
You: And silver tongues.
You: I believe.
You: It is called.
You: A "rap off".
Stranger: Oh shit son.
You: Shit just got real.
Stranger: You best not fuck with me.
Stranger: I have the dopest raps.
You: Yo momma's got the dopest baps, bro.
You: I lookin' at dem and dey hangin' lo.
You: The boys all shoutin', "SHOW SHOW SHOW"
You: And that bitch is one hell of a ho.
Stranger: You sir have disrespected my mother.
Stranger: I have no comeback
You: Hey, I'm quite good at this rape stuff. :')
You: SHIT NO
You: RAP
You: RAP
Stranger: Lmao
Stranger: ROFL
Stranger: The smiley face made it even weirder
You: HOW DID I EVEN DO THE E
You: I MEAN
You: P IS OVER THE OVER SIDE
You: HOW DID I DO THE E.
Stranger: I'm literally laughing.
Stranger: hard
You: FUCKING FREUD
You: HE'S IN MY HEAD
You: :||||
Stranger: He is, crazy ass Frued.
Stranger: Fruedian slips never lie.

There's more, but after that it was just chatting.

[Ochita]

Very good at 'Rap' huh....

[Farseer]

Very good at 'Rap' huh....

DEFINITELY RAP

[612DwarfAvenue]

Yeah, i know it's a necro, but i'm not making a new thread.

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You: I ACCIDENTALLY MY BOWELS
You: IS THAT BAD?
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[612DwarfAvenue]

Hey look, a necro and a double-post, i'm on a roll!

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Stranger: is ur pussy shaved, trimmed or hairy
You: No, but my ass hair is delicious and moist
You: also, 17 m
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[Dutchling]

lol

[Melagius]

I met a good friend of mine on omegle. She lives in brazil and sent me a cute birthday card last year.

[612DwarfAvenue]

Oh god. NSFW.

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You: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: want to talk dirty?
You: depends, what's your asl?
Stranger: 21 m usa
You: ooooh
You: 19 f usa
Stranger: you a virgin?
You: yeah
You: not in mind though
Stranger: ")
Stranger:
Stranger: i want to tell you about the sex i want to have with you
Stranger: you alone right now?
You: ooh yeah
You: rather lonely here
You: oooooh, ccan we roleplay?
Stranger: sure
You: I'll be the Christian girl, coming in for a confession
Stranger: and i am the priest?
You: yeah
You: Father, i have a confession to make
Stranger: what have you done my child?
Stranger: tell me and you shall be forgiven
You: i
You: i want you
You: i want all of you
You: i want to suck you, so badly
Stranger: hey now my child
Stranger: you know that i am a celibate priest
Stranger: and could never do such thing
You: ohh, come now
You: we are alone
Stranger: that is very sinful
Stranger: we need to pray for you
Stranger: come over here
You: ok
Stranger: and let us pray together
Stranger: come kneel next to me and talk to the lord
You: k
Stranger: tell him all your sinful desires
You: Lord
Stranger: so that he may take them awayh
You: i like to pleasure myself
You: i like to put my fingers in myself
You: and
You: i want to pleasure my Priest
Stranger: i move around uncomfortably
Stranger: well then
Stranger: those are natural desires my girl
Stranger: but they must be supressed
You: but why?
You: why should we suppress great pleasure?
Stranger: it is god's will
Stranger: it is dirty
Stranger: but i must say i was dirty like you once
You:
Stranger: before I became a priest
Stranger: i had sexual relatinos with a girl
Stranger: who looked alot like you
You: mm
Stranger: it was amazing
but i felt so gulity after wards
You: ohh, i do not see why God would be angry
You: you were happy
Stranger: you can make me very happy right now
come to my office and I am gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget
You: yes, Father
Stranger: we go into the office and you sit down
You: i'm here Father
Stranger: your skirt is super short
Stranger: and i see that you have no panties on

Stranger: i try to get ahold of myself
You: i didn't want to wear them
Stranger: but simply cant
Stranger: I unzip my pants
You: oooh
Stranger: and you come over to behind my desk
Stranger: I tell you to bend over for a spanking
You: oooh, have i been bad?
Stranger: I pull up your skirt
Stranger: and smack your cute ass
You: ooh yeah, have i been bad Father?
Stranger: the whole time my cock is growing to its 8 inches
Stranger: you have been very bad
Stranger: and i must punish you for it
Stranger: now stand up
You: of course, Father
Stranger: i sit you on my desk
Stranger: spread your legs apart and put my two fingers inside of you
You: oooh, Father
Stranger: your pussy is so tight and wet
You: oooh, Father i like that
Stranger: i order you to take off your shirt
You: yes Father
Stranger: I start to grope your tits and kiss them passionately
You: ooh yeah
Stranger: I suddenly pick you up
Stranger: bend you over my desk
Stranger: and start to fuck you wildly from behind
Stranger: holding your hands behind your back
You: ooooooh oooooh ooooh ooooh ohhhh ooooh
Stranger: and slamming you with my hard cock
You: Ohh FFatherrrrr
You: iii have another cconfession
Stranger: i keep pounding you
Stranger: i am about to explode
You: i'm a guy
You: 17 m
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[Jacos]

ONE MONTH RESSURECTION! BUWAAHAHHAHAHA! OMEGLEMANCER!
(because a 1 month old topic is totally worth reviving instead of creating a new one)

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
You: I've been watching you, Mr. Anderson.
You: We know what you have been doing.
Stranger: hi
You: You can own up now, or WE WILL RAAAPE YOOOOU!
You: SO HAAARD!
You: AND WE WILL HAVE SO MANY KENYAN BABIES!
You: SOOOO MAAAANY!
Stranger: ya
You: KENYAN!
Stranger: f20
You: THEY'll BE AS FAST AS KENYANS!
Stranger: u?
You: Oh my god an actual FE-SHE-NOTaHE-MALE
You: *GASP*
You: QUICK, EQUIP +10 SWORD OF MANLINESS
You: HURRRRRRRRRRRGH
Stranger: bye
You: GREETINGS, NOBLE WHORE OF OMEGLE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Angel Of Death]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heey horny female here?

You: same here

Stranger: your a chick ?

You: yes

Stranger: well im bi lol so whatever whats up ?;p

You: nothing much

Stranger: are you into girls to ?

You: yes

Stranger: oh you horny ?;p

You: yes

Stranger: want to talk alittle dirty ?;p

You: yeah!

Stranger: what are you doing right now ?

You: i'm on omegle

You:

Stranger: lol what would you do to me if i was there with you ? ;p

You: I would strangle you and hide your body in the local dumpster

Stranger: oh hot

Stranger: thats not very nice]

This ain't very funny, but I enjoyed it.

[Jacos]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heey horny female here?

You: same here

Stranger: your a chick ?

You: yes

Stranger: well im bi lol so whatever whats up ?;p

You: nothing much

Stranger: are you into girls to ?

You: yes

Stranger: oh you horny ?;p

You: yes

Stranger: want to talk alittle dirty ?;p

You: yeah!

Stranger: what are you doing right now ?

You: i'm on omegle

You:

Stranger: lol what would you do to me if i was there with you ? ;p

You: I would strangle you and hide your body in the local dumpster

Stranger: oh hot

Stranger: thats not very nice]

This ain't very funny, but I enjoyed it.

Actually, I laughed quite a bit.

[Angel Of Death]

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Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: asl?


You: f/ 21 australia

Stranger: 18m india

Stranger: facebook?


You: I don't have an account...

Stranger: ok then hoa could i  see u?

You: i'll just go get a picture

You: and put it on a website

Stranger: ok thnx

You: here i am *link to tubgirl. I'm not posting it here...*
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