No, no, no. Those were not male elves, they simply had more masculine features.
Also, I have girl beards, and seeing as woman beards are a topic of debate I won't comment
Kobolds will be up within an hour.Crazy Cow McScientist, on his extensive studies of Kobold survival techniques
The Kobold is an interesting creature. It is physically weak, it's mental state can be described politely as "challenged," and it has no skill at farming, hunting, or crafts of any sort. And yet, it survives. The reason has been found through scientific study.
Kobolds are well known for their cute looks, and Kobold slaughters are almost unheard of. It is common to hear of forest retreats being razed to the ground, and less common but certainly not unheard of to hear of adventurers killing an entire human town in the middle of the night. However, nobody has ever heard of Kobold genocide. Why, you ask? Because that would be akin to slaughtering puppies by the dozen.
Kobolds have a kind of virus that normally stays in their bloodstream. This virus lays dormant until it comes into contact with another host, usually through the horrible death of the Kobold. This virus then works itself into the body of the new host and enters the bloodstream. It then lays dormant again, until it comes into the brain. It attaches itself to certain parts of the brain and starts pumping out chemicals that stimulate these areas. While the exact process is unknown, the host then starts being more friendly to creatures with certain features; large eyes, wide snouts, and big ears. This normally means that the host takes a liking to puppies, but the next time the infected host comes into contact with a Kobold he is reminded strongly of a defenseless puppy.
Studies show that after a settlement has come into contact with Kobolds, the number of killed Kobolds each year drops dramatically. Many settlements will even leave offerings outside of their walls or refuse to kill Kobold thieves when they are discovered. The only reason that Kobolds have survived this long is because other races refuse to finish them off. Even when hosts infected by the "Cutebold Syndrome, " as I have dubbed it, are told of its existence and shown the evidence, they have a hard time slaying Kobolds. Unfortunately, it seems that a cure is out of reach, and for now we shall have to tolerate the skulking filth.