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Author Topic: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?  (Read 8326 times)

Sphalerite

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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #30 on: May 18, 2011, 01:51:21 pm »
Quote from: MrShovelFace on May 18, 2011, 12:34:04 pm
The fact that copper picks can cut straight into hell but the god aweful hell spawned demons are unable to do the same
Well, duh.  The demons don't have picks, so they can't dig.

Likewise, goblins must not have children of their own, otherwise they'd be able to deconstruct your fortress walls.  Obviously, this is why they keep trying to steal yours.
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #31 on: May 18, 2011, 04:25:38 pm »
I also find it funny that copper picks can mine adamantium easily
but
fail at attacking against adamantium armor


also i just had a mood dwarf start to go berserk but luckily he decided to pull the lever in my 'fun' room


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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #32 on: May 18, 2011, 04:26:40 pm »
....You can't mine bronze. It's an alloy of copper and tin.
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #33 on: May 18, 2011, 04:33:20 pm »
Quote from: MrShovelFace on May 18, 2011, 04:25:38 pm
I also find it funny that copper picks can mine bronze easily
but
fail at attacking against bronze armor


also i just had a mood dwarf start to go berserk but luckily he decided to pull the lever in my 'fun' room
I laughed so hard when you said you can mine an alloy.

Silly human, bronze is made from copper and tin!
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #34 on: May 18, 2011, 04:34:53 pm »
Probably when I flooded the surface with magma and then found that trees don't actually burn...

There goes my idea to flood the whole world with magma -.- Stupid elves.
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #35 on: May 18, 2011, 05:15:42 pm »
Make magma axes.
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #36 on: May 18, 2011, 05:16:29 pm »
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #37 on: May 19, 2011, 09:27:20 am »
Quote from: MrShovelFace on May 18, 2011, 04:25:38 pm
I also find it funny that copper picks can mine adamantium easily
but
fail at attacking against adamantium armor

That's because raw adamantine must be systematically torn to shreds threads, then melted into a material of overwhelming strength to make adamantine.
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Re: When did you stop believing in non-DF logic?
« Reply #38 on: May 19, 2011, 09:39:18 am »
When i saw that a legendary axelord can destroy hundreds of goblins, but die to the butcher going on a tantrum spiral.

And when i realized giant badger conga lines are more destructive then atomic bombs
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