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Author Topic: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..  (Read 1587 times)

Kestrel

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Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« on: May 06, 2011, 11:02:41 pm »
Completely by accident.  Damn guy went berserk during what appeared to be a quadruple goblin ambush, and he ended up caged with the lot of em.  What should I do with this poor fella?
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Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): I heard that I died.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): I died.
Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): It was inevitable.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): It was inevitable.

antymattar

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Re: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 11:04:35 pm »
Maaan. This is just what I needed to complete my aparture lab. A pit of merchants. 8)
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TheeBaconman

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Re: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 11:04:52 pm »
To be let loose and be wrestled by two of your finest wrestlers or dogs. If he tantrumed, he will go like a dwarf.

Or magma.
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Kestrel

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Re: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 11:08:56 pm »
Well I've got this combat/archery practice pit, and about 15 gobbo pals for him to do battle with.  That could get amusing briefly.
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Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): I heard that I died.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): I died.
Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): It was inevitable.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): It was inevitable.

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Re: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 11:17:19 pm »
Quote from: antymattar on May 06, 2011, 11:04:35 pm
Maaan. This is just what I needed to complete my aparture lab. A pit of merchants. 8)
*Death Metal growling*

PIT OF MERCHAAANTS!

CAVERN TEAMING WITH SHOPKEEPERS!

I WATCH THEM SELL MEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Quote from: Kestrel on May 06, 2011, 11:08:56 pm
Well I've got this combat/archery practice pit, and about 15 gobbo pals for him to do battle with.  That could get amusing briefly.
Be prepared for Fun.
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Kestrel

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Re: Sooo I've got this captured dwarf merchant..
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 11:42:33 pm »
I have chosen to be merciful.  For now.  Instead, I shall put him on display in my dining room.  That way, he'll have a special place to remind everyone that a fanciful death is just around the corner for all of us!

Edit: Or he could just die on his own in his cage somehow.  How dull.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2011, 11:44:14 pm by Kestrel »
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Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): I heard that I died.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): I died.
Goblin 6 (to Goblin 7): It was inevitable.
Goblin 7 (to Goblin 6): It was inevitable.