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[ein]

You compile a list of everything you know about Canada.

• It's cold.
• It's somewhere to the north.

Hrmm...
I guess you never really studied the place much, and now it's gone.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Wait! it's a trick! someone's playing a trick on you! take a bus to the (former?) canada-us border

[V-Norrec]

Lose obsession over Canada.  You have a date to go on tomorrow, and we don't want to look crazy (i.e. obsessive over Canada) get back on your computer and proceed to troll on a new forum-based website you heard about from one of your trolling friends.

[ein]

You contemplate boarding a Redfox bus to find out about Canada for yourself, but then you remember the girl and decide to go back to your everyday routine of trolling stupid people.
While you're at it, you check your clothes and pick out an outfit...

Okay guys, time for a contest, best description of the guy and his date outfit wins a cookie.
It might also become canon, but remember that this is still a dictatorship and my word is law. :b

[Fniff]

Your always classy portal t-shirt (The Cake Is A Spy!), your red jacket, your TF2 shoes and your gears of war trousers.

[Dr. D]

He has a rather stained WOW t-shirt on, which has not been washed in quite a while and is beginning to mold. On top of that a suit jacket. He has a top hat on and a monocle. The top hat is a bit worn and is starting to get a little lighter. The suit jacket is wrinkled and crumpled. It is fading as well. It once was red. It had three buttons on the front in order to close it, but the middle one fell off and the bottom button is now in the whole that the middle button once called home. He is also wearing a pair of surplus army cargo shorts, and a worm pair of used tan swamp boots, also from the local army store. The monocle keeps falling out, and his pockets are filled with used tissues and math notes, crumpled up and stuffed all over the pants. In side his jacket there is his wallet, which is extremely ratty and the video game character which was printed on top of it has long since faded out of view. The boots are tightly laced, but he is not wearing any socks. The underwear he is wearing is peaking out from the top of the cargo shorts, and he has a belt on to keep the pants to just below the waste. His belt is one of some random Japanese cartoon show, by the way.

All in all, he looks rather silly.

[RoryTehNoob]

Having no social skills, he is wearing his birthday suit, a good choice in his opinion.

[iceball3]

He wears a distinctively long, brownish leather jacket that entrenches his entire body, under it a dainty neon yellow higher cut dress is worn. His shoes are a pair of tan sandals which are on it's last hinges. His silk, dark green, long sleeve shirt is cuffed several times down the arms giving the appearance of scales or some-sort. He wears a particularly large hat which resembles a blue, almost disturbingly shaped zeppelin, which has a chain hanging down from the back and and is attached to his right arm and his right leg. The chain is a blackish color, and the links are long and thin.
He wears a glass mask which distorts his face the ever so slightest bit as to go almost unnoticed, but to still give off weird vibes. His hair is tied up in one long swinging ponytail.

[Hubris Incalculable]

You are wearing a deep blue knee length dress, with black pantyhose, and long black high-heeled boots. your face is carefully made up, with eye-liner, eyeshadow, lipstick, the lot. Over your dress, you are wearing a long brown duster, and you are carrying an umbrella in one arm, in case of a rainshower.

you are obviously a cross-dresser.

[Sensei]

>Open up wardrobe
>Boots
>No wait take those off
>Pants (Grey slacks)
>Wait No Thats Stupid
>Boxers
>Then pants
>Boots
>Belt
>Tee Shirt ("The cake Is A Lie")
>White Lab-Coat
>Black Rubber Gloves
>Goggles

[ein]

The cookie goes to Dr. D.
Sensei's description is canon, though.

So, our MAD SCIENTIST PROTAGONIST knows what he's going to wear for tomorrow.
It's time to do more computery stuff.
Speaking of which, since you're looking at your clothes right now anyway, what's the status of your room?
You don't even sleep on your bed anymore seeing as how you have a nice, comfy office chair.

[Fniff]

This is the heart of the Pizza Box sculpting industry. The greatest creation lies next to your computer, which you call the leaning tower of pizza. It's 50 boxes high! Your next creation is on your desk, which is going to be Empire State Building in Pizza Box form.

Apart from that, your walls are covered in plans for the zombie apocalypse, FOR EVERY GODDAMN POSSIBILITY. They all connect using twine. In the center of the room is your shrine to Terry Pratchett.