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[Fniff]

Skill grinnnnnnnnnnnnd using lesser shops.

Or not.

Go up to the shoperkeeper and say "I will suck your penis for 12 dollars if you quit this job and give the position to me."

You really have to work on your social skills after two months in the basement.

[ein]

You walk up to the shopkeeper to say something, you forget what exactly, but you think it was really vulgar.
Then you realise that the shopkeeper is a girl.
Instead of running away like a sensible person, you just stand there with your mouth open.

[breadbocks]

Ask her out.

Girls love guys who get to the point, if LCS has taught me anything.

>You:"If I were you I'd fuck me."
>Conservative Scum: "But you're not, so the pleasure's all mine."

[ein]

You blabber out some random nonsense.
She finds it cute and scribbles a string of integers on the back of a business card.
Fearing awkwardness should you choose to stay, you waltz out of the store like a pro, figuratively speaking, of course.
But wait...
You don't have a phone.

[Sensei]

>Use a payphone.
   >Yes, they're still around here and there.
       >But do so later, maybe tomorrow. For now just locate a payphone.

[Demonic Spoon]

Realize that D̵̡̢̠̫̻͠ͅe͎͇͙͇͉̗͎͚̫̫̘̯̟͘͢a̵҉̵̰̣͉̯̤̫̼͕͚͍̘̥͔͖̱̫̹r̵͟͞͠҉̺̥̗̪͙͍̰̟͔̼͎̜̬e̢̹̼̱̱̱̞͎̝͟s͢͡͏̞̹̘͙̝̞t҉̻͖̦̭͈̥̝̗̯͔̝̺͚̭̣̭̙͔̀̀̕ ̸̨͙̫̼̙̪̬̯͙̱̩̭M̴̦̗̝̫̯̳̪͖̞̱͎͓̯͓̠̀ͅó͎̙̲̭̗̦͙̺̳̰͉̀̕t̢̼̫̞̹͍̩̩͍̱̻̟̬͈̬́͜͡͠h̷͚̻̞͙̪̦͈̞͢e͢҉̴̫̳̫͎̖̮̘̥̺͚̯̱̤ŕ̜̪̯̠̮̰̩͎͓͓͜͝ͅ = Dearest Mother

[ein]

You find two payphones.
One of them is a strange blue box that looks like it should be in England...
It's in an alley next to the Italian Restaurant and the door is locked.
The other is just an ordinary payphone.
It's right by the Courthouse.

You also briefly consider the possibility that D̵̡̢̠̫̻͠ͅe͎͇͙͇͉̗͎͚̫̫̘̯̟͘͢a̵҉̵̰̣͉̯̤̫̼͕͚͍̘̥͔͖̱̫̹r̵͟͞͠҉̺̥̗̪͙͍̰̟͔̼͎̜̬e̢̹̼̱̱̱̞͎̝͟s͢͡͏̞̹̘͙̝̞t҉̻͖̦̭͈̥̝̗̯͔̝̺͚̭̣̭̙͔̀̀̕ ̸̨͙̫̼̙̪̬̯͙̱̩̭M̴̦̗̝̫̯̳̪͖̞̱͎͓̯͓̠̀ͅó͎̙̲̭̗̦͙̺̳̰͉̀̕t̢̼̫̞̹͍̩̩͍̱̻̟̬͈̬́͜͡͠h̷͚̻̞͙̪̦͈̞͢e͢҉̴̫̳̫͎̖̮̘̥̺͚̯̱̤ŕ̜̪̯̠̮̰̩͎͓͓͜͝ͅ could be anything other than evil hellspawn.
What a stupid idea.

[noah22223]

Don't look behind you.

[breadbocks]

GET TO DE CHOPPAH!

[Simmura McCrea]

Enter the blue box. Mention how it's bigger on the inside.

[Fniff]

No, don't! We can't be dragged into time travel shenanigans when there is a women who likes you!

[Darvi]

Yeah. We might end up dead. Or a robot. Or both.

[Dr. D]

Attempt to find the nation of "Canada," which seemed to provoke much anger from the Free Republic forums. Which you often trolled. You believe that this nation of "Canada" is a myth, but you have nothing better to do, so go to it!

[Darvi]

Is that the American version of Bielefeld?

[ein]

That blue box looks so familiar.
You want to go in an-NO!
You cannot risk this.
That box could lead to all sorts of dangers!
Anyway, for whatever reason, you pull out your little pocket book and find Canada on the map in the back.
You have a big red dot marking the town you're in.
It would probably be nice to visit Canada some day.
It's not too far away.