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Re: those damn traders. -.-
« Reply #30 on: April 07, 2011, 09:47:13 am »

Om nom nom this adamantine wafer sure is hard and delicious! I can really feel my teeth breaking against the surface of it!



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Re: those damn traders. -.-
« Reply #31 on: April 07, 2011, 12:52:43 pm »

Overseer: "I am just so glad we managed to get this adamantine, and without breaching hell! Now, let's get to work making armor and weapons and... For the love of Armok, where is all the adamantine?"

Urist McToothless: "Um, we... We ate it all. We were just so sick of plump helmets, and Sarvesh said it was cotton candy, so-"

Overseer: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

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Re: those damn traders. -.-
« Reply #32 on: April 07, 2011, 01:03:06 pm »

But my experience is that they generally only do so once or twice EVER and then just bring metric tons of -rope reed cloth-
Train up a few clothiers and you won't mind that one bit. Two dozen bins of high-quality clothing can buy you all the food, booze and wood you'll ever need.
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I think Toady's confusing interface better simulates the experience of a bunch of disorganised drunken dwarves running a fort.

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Re: those damn traders. -.-
« Reply #33 on: April 07, 2011, 01:14:24 pm »

Overseer: "I am just so glad we managed to get this adamantine, and without breaching hell! Now, let's get to work making armor and weapons and... For the love of Armok, where is all the adamantine?"

Urist McToothless: "Um, we... We ate it all. We were just so sick of plump helmets, and Sarvesh said it was cotton candy, so-"

Overseer: "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-"

The End
if the dwarves are so stupid they deserve to get slaughtered by an army of 300 demons made of bronze and the demon lord leonidus
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