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[PTTG??]

OOOOOOHhhhh;

On the twelfth day of the Blood Festival of Armok,
My Blood God gave me:
12 Pervert Demons
11 Zombie Carp
10 thousand Goblins
9 Pachyderms Pouncing
8 Maggot Milk-Maids
7 Broken Brains
6 scary deer
5 Chopped-off Fingers
4 Biting dogs
3 !!Kitten Mittens!!
2 Gouged-out eyeballs,
And an Admantium Axe to the FAAAAAA-ACE!

Any Ideas for 13-24?

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by PTTG??:
<STRONG>
3 Burning !!Mittens!!
</STRONG>

That should be just "3. ‼Mittens‼", your telling us that they're burning twice.

[Sappho]

Hehe...  Take out that extra "burning" and we've got ourselves an awesome song.

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by PTTG??:
<STRONG>
3 Kitten !!Mittens!!
</STRONG>

I hate to nitpick... oh, wait... no I don't. Anyway, that should be "3. ‼Kitten Leather Mittens‼". Other than that, good song!

[PTTG??]

Now it's a Kitten !!Mitten!!

I don't know how to pronounce that...

We need more Carols!

-Rudolf the Red-hoofed Elk
-I'm Dreaming of a red Blood-Festival of Armok
-Jingle Swords

Actualy...

Slashy Swords,
Slashy Swords,
Slashy all they way,
Oh what fun,
It is to slay,
On a War-horse rampage today!

[ December 23, 2007: Message edited by: PTTG?? ]

[PTTG??]

Who comes to kill on every night?
Armok comes to kill on every night!
Who gives all of us fear and fright?
Armok gives all of us fear and fright!
Who spills blood, be it red, blue or white?
Armok spills blood, red blue and white!
Every night!
Fear and fright!
Red, blue and white!
Must be Armok, Must be Armok,
Must be Armok, God of Blood!

[Kagus]

Some of that stuff is a teensy bit hard to fit into the cadence.  "Blood-Festival of Armok", for instance, has at least one more syllable than "Christmas".

"Steel" would be easier to sing than "adamantium", but adamantium fits in better.  Even though in DF, it's adamantine.

Same goes for "pachyderms pouncing" and "maids a-milking maggots".  "Maggot milkmaids" might be easier, and we all know about it anyways.

13 Skull-filled coffins?
14 Raging titans?
Also, "blood God" would fit in instead of "nemesis".  Not only because of the cadence, but also because we are being given "gifts" by our great lord, Armok.  After all, it is better to give than recieve, especially on the Blood Solstice.

So, when you recieve goblin invaders, be sure to give them plenty of bolts.

[erendor]

Not designed for Dwarf Fortress, but:

Slashing through our foes,
with a good two-handed blade.
Over corpses go,
and through the gore we wade!
Mace on helmets ring,
making bodies fly!
What fun it is to sing our song,
and watch those suckers die!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells,
don't let them get away!
We're brave and bold for fame and gold, we'll make a lot today!
Oh, ring their bells with swords and spells
Don't let 'em get away!
We'll hack and slash and blast and trash
And blow these dudes away!

There's more to it, that's just the bit I know by heart.

[Karlito]

quote:Originally posted by Kagus:
<STRONG>Some of that stuff is a teensy bit hard to fit into the cadence.  "Blood-Festival of Armok", for instance, has at least one more syllable than "Christmas".
</STRONG>

I thought that was kind of the point.  Adds to the humor.

[roguester]

quote: Slashy Swords,
Slashy Swords,
Slashy all they way,
Oh what fun,
It is to slay,
On a War-horse rampage today!

I always hear that song as "what fun it is to ride and sing a slaying song tonight"

Reminds me of the Rohirrim.

[Sir Edmund]

Веселое рождество everyone.

what u all get?

[sorbius]

on the first day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
A berzerk Liason killin all my dwarfs

On the second day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
2 bronze colossi

On the third day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
3 hungry hippos

On the fourth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
4 undead carp

On the fifth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
5 goblin seiges!

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
6 elven caravans

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
7 Magma vents

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
8 steel spike traps

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
9 copper viens

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
10 angry dragons

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
11 elephants stomping

On the sixth day of the Blood Festival Armok gave to me:
12 Fortresses flooding

obviously sung to the tune of the twelve days of Christmas.  Spent 10 minutes writing it so feel free to change(improve) the words.  though I am partial to the first day.

EDIT:  I liked PTTG's words,  just wanted to write my own.  
HAPPY DAY OF PAIN AND BLEEDING EVERYONE!!!

[ December 26, 2007: Message edited by: sorbius ]