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What is the Status of Your DNA Transmission Rituals?

Single
- 55 (77.5%)
Relationship
- 12 (16.9%)
Married
- 1 (1.4%)
Married with Children
- 3 (4.2%)
With Children
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 71


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smigenboger

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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #30 on: October 27, 2010, 10:11:52 am »

OH! Now I get the 'with children' line. I was trying to make an option for "I have children but am not married" for all you super-long-term-relation-not-getting-married new agey people (gotta be inclusive and tolerant) only it got turned into a pedophilia joke. I initially saw the alternative as child kidnapping, but now I see. Yes.

I see what you did there to what I did there.
It's not like "married with children" is any better :/
More than one?
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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #31 on: October 27, 2010, 10:40:09 am »

OH! Now I get the 'with children' line. I was trying to make an option for "I have children but am not married" for all you super-long-term-relation-not-getting-married new agey people (gotta be inclusive and tolerant) only it got turned into a pedophilia joke. I initially saw the alternative as child kidnapping, but now I see. Yes.

I see what you did there to what I did there.
It's not like "married with children" is any better :/

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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #32 on: October 27, 2010, 11:23:50 am »

OH! Now I get the 'with children' line. I was trying to make an option for "I have children but am not married" for all you super-long-term-relation-not-getting-married new agey people (gotta be inclusive and tolerant) only it got turned into a pedophilia joke. I initially saw the alternative as child kidnapping, but now I see. Yes.

I see what you did there to what I did there.
It's not like "married with children" is any better :/
More than one?

That's the Mormon way: marry 'em early and often.
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smigenboger

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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #33 on: October 27, 2010, 11:26:56 am »

On a side note, do health insurance companies honor each wife?
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« Reply #34 on: October 27, 2010, 11:41:22 am »

That is actually a good question.

I would think that there are such in some Utah communities that will.
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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #35 on: October 27, 2010, 05:54:53 pm »

OH! Now I get the 'with children' line. I was trying to make an option for "I have children but am not married" for all you super-long-term-relation-not-getting-married new agey people (gotta be inclusive and tolerant) only it got turned into a pedophilia joke. I initially saw the alternative as child kidnapping, but now I see. Yes.

I see what you did there to what I did there.
It's not like "married with children" is any better :/



Honestly, I was stunned only one of you recognized the reference.
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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #36 on: October 27, 2010, 10:04:27 pm »

Married with Children - voted

stuntaneous

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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #37 on: October 28, 2010, 04:16:58 am »

Single, by choice.
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Jackrabbit

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« Reply #38 on: October 28, 2010, 04:22:55 am »

See, you say that.

I'm single because of social restrictions.
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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #39 on: October 28, 2010, 04:52:24 am »

Single for reasons beyond my ken. I mean, I'm clearly such a desirable hunk of man.

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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #40 on: October 28, 2010, 05:01:18 am »

Single because of poor decision-making skills. <_<
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Re: A Simple Poll
« Reply #41 on: October 28, 2010, 06:16:03 am »

lLong term relationship, but against marriage.
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« Reply #42 on: October 28, 2010, 08:04:30 am »

I know there's a lot more married people than this poll suggests. I swear I saw some posts from women complaining that their husbands play too much DF.

Meh, Nikov just talks way too much about his wife. Fine, everyone talks about their family members once in a while. But with Nikov, it's like an obsession. It's like he's trying to make a meme out of himself. :P
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