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Total Members Voted: 71

[Nikov]

People have been pointing out that apparently I have a wife, as though every time I mention her, I am gloating. I find this odd. Surely they have wives, husbands and/or significant others? So much like my last poll, we're going to have a demographic cross-section of the community assembled by some self-identification.

[Criptfeind]

I think it is just a thing around here, you do mention her slightly more then most people (though no fault of your own I am sure) and people took that and ran with it.

[Nikov]

I should hope I mention my wife more often than other people.

[Realmfighter]

*High fives Nikov*

[Criptfeind]

I should hope I mention my wife more often than other people.

Wait what was this thread about?

[Cthulhu]

For a while there it seemed like every post you made was referring to your wife and how hot she was and how she made you coffee and stuff.  I guess it turned into somewhat of an in-joke.

You also had the audacity to claim she was an image macro.

[Earthquake Damage]

You also had the audacity to claim she was an image macro.

Hey!  There's nothing wrong with marrying image macros.  Love knows no bounds.

[Nikov]

I never specifically claimed she was the woman tied to the chair, but rather that the general theme of the image macro (drop everything, Futurama's on!) described us at times.

[Criptfeind]

Huh. I looked it up and you are right, with that explanation

You know that picture of the hot girl tied to a chair in front of a TV with a subtitle of "All Right! Futurama's On!"

That's totally my wife and I. We love that show and completely forget what we were supposed to be doing with our 'babies are sleeping' time when its on.

Does look like you never said that it was her specifically.

My entire world view.

Crushed.

[RedKing]

I have a wife. And two children. I am Nikov's twin from the Mirror Universe. I even have the beard and mustache to prove it.

[Nikov]

HAH! I have no beard!

[ChairmanPoo]

Wait what was this thread about?

About gloating, of course

[Earthquake Damage]

Wait, so that makes RedKing the evil twin.  What manner of hell is your universe?!

[Derekristow]

HAH! I have no beard!

Exactly.  He's like goatee!Spock.

[RedKing]

Wait, so that makes RedKing the evil twin.  What manner of hell is your universe?!

In my universe....we have a BLACK man as President of the United States. That's how Bizarro World it is.

We have a sandwich where fried chicken is the bread.