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Author Topic: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me  (Read 26393 times)

Pathos

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #195 on: June 15, 2010, 05:05:53 am »

I think its all a massive troll to make us think he actually has a girlfriend when in reality he's a corpulent pus-sac in a basement apartment molesting a collection of imported Japanese figurines and dressing them up in tiny dresses he sewed himself hard drives filled to the brim with guro infested, tentacle yaoi porn clinging to a surreal adventure story which in turn clings to his imagination which is nonexistent since he watches hentai causing him to have an erection disfunction in his libido thus only being capable of pulling the lever while using said hentai.

Can't I be that AND have a girlfriend?

What the hell's guro?

Have you cheated on her?
I am all against people not trusting me, but if you are a serial cheater, you asked for it.
She will only stop doing that when she starts to trust you again, and unfortunately, that will either take a long time or not happen at all.

It's unfair because, for most of those, she encouraged me. Whilst I was drunk. AND I did it in front of her.
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Jackrabbit

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #196 on: June 15, 2010, 05:16:50 am »

What the hell's guro?

Softcore hentai. Go look it up.
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ProZocK

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Re: My Girlfriend Is Stalking Me
« Reply #197 on: June 15, 2010, 08:02:35 am »

Softcore hentai. Go look it up.

You are evil. I like it.
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I always imagine dwarves to train as if fighting pretend monsters. "It's a carp, use your sword!" "Shwish! Shwoosh! It's dead!" "Oh no, it's a giant cave spider! Noo, it's got me! Kill it with your axe!" "Swoosh, I cut off its head!"
UNDEAD ELEPHANTS.HERDS OF THEM.EVEN IN DEATH I STILL GRAZE.
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