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[Burnt Pies]

Jacob believes himself to be the second coming of Robin Hood, only he thinks Robin did it wrong and his life's goals are to make everyone else poor and himself rich. As such, he'll only take the jobs of Archer, Thief and Hunter. Maybe Ninja.


(As I believe attribute progression is dependent on your profession, He'll make a fine Ninja if we start him early enough. Also, Ninja is the only way to learn Doublesword, which is one of the coolest skills ever.)

[ssfsx17]

Newt's dad happens to be the crazy guy with all the explosives and flamethrowers (It explains why we're acting nice to him )

And when he's red-faced out of his skull, he lets the kids play with them. Jacob's little brother once found a "magic book" in the stash which he then showed to Ritz. Ever since then, Ritz's attitude towards Jacob changed in ways that Jacob's innocent brain can't comprehend.

Also: Montblanc may be short, but he knows how to work it. He's always trying to teach Jacob something about "the game" or "the business"

[Taricus]

Which may or may not be related to black market trafficking of weapons, law cards and drugs.

Also, Marche makes a better paladin than a ninja (Viera Assassins are better anyway )

[Burnt Pies]

I usually have Marche as a Fighter, with Paladin skills being his secondary. I'll also have him move into Ninja for a short time, just to pick up Doublesword.

Holy Blade as a Paladin is an Insta-kill against anything without Holy Resistance. It's brilliant.


And Viera Assassins are cool, I agree. Especially when you get that Ultima attack of theirs.

[blackmagechill]

Update tomorrow, I was waiting for more posts, and it's really late. I was playing Touhou puppet play of all things waiting for the update. I don't even know why, but that would be a fucking riot if someone did a Let's Play.

[ExKirby]

Update tomorrow, I was waiting for more posts, and it's really late. I was playing Touhou puppet play of all things waiting for the update. I don't even know why, but that would be a fucking riot if someone did a Let's Play.

Curse my inherited sick-mindedness, now I have mental images of rioters fucking =/

[Urist Imiknorris]

I usually have Marche as a Fighter, with Paladin skills being his secondary.

I generally make him either a Paladin with Blue Magic or a Hunter with Chivalry.

[blackmagechill]

So, my internet died last night while I was putting together an update, about to post and everything. I was busy for a few days, so here's all I had done (this will probably be the best one yet).

(This is going to be a two part update, feel free to suggest while the second one is in the works)

Spit it out or shut up, I'm leaving.
So... I was going to the book store today to get this book, and...
I can't, my little brother is getting out of the hospital today.
Huh? Oh right Jacob. Why was he in the hospital?
Do you know what Angel Dust is?
*zips coat pocket closed* no idea.
Okay, then let Doned tell you how it was his fault.
So you're sure about not being able to look at this book? It's really cool...

(I'm really going to regret this)
Okay, sounds great. I'll be at your house, say, 5:30.
I'd like to talk to Doned about this accident, so I guess I'll come too.
My house is next to the-
I know Jacob. It's my business to know, you know. In case something is going on. For all I know you could be a murderer or a government agent.
(She looks sort of familiar...wait...why are her roots white..?)
Okay, see you guys there.

Ah, the sweet smell of gasoline and burning tires. I think I might've outdone myself this time.

Hey you asshole I'm an...an..an artist okay! *stumbles*
Police OfficerSir, You are under arrest
bullssshit! I'm gonna do waever I feeel like doin! *unconceals the grenade belt strapped around his body*
Police Officer:Jesus Roller Blading Christ!