Wait, I thought you were friends with Mewt? And he's on our team!
Jacob, this is basic human nature to assault the weak. You probably wouldn't understand.
....Alright, whatever works. I'm going to throw at the other team though.
Ouch...
(Oh thank god it missed please don't notice please don't notice)
Hey! Douche bag! That one missed!
I...I'm sorry, I'll try to get hit next time.
You threw at him! again! Why?
(Okay, you've backed yourself into a hole in your logic...damn! There's only about two ways out of this...)
I need some space, okay? It's just moving in together was a big step and I'm starting to have second thoughts, and there's a whole lot of stuff going on at work and-
What the fuck are you talking about?
(It works every time.)
Hey... where's my lunch money?
(Oh shit....)
(Okay, just stab and run, stab, and run, just like dad taught you..)
YAHHH!
I'm bleeding! Look what you did you made me bleed! I'm going to die! *overly loud sobbing sounds*
Bullshit!
What? No, Jacob stabbed him! It's the red thing from the school mailbox! I can show you where he broke it even, you gotta believe me!!!
Teacher:
Violence and bloodshed I can handle, but lying? I think I'll be talking you're mother! What? No! He's lying, come on!
Since the next update is going to be scenes, you guys can have suggestions for dialogue and char development like Jacob: Have a cocaine problem, or whatever. I'll cherry pick the good ones though, so may the best suggestor influence the story!