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Blast Hardcheese.

Bolt Vanderhuge

Trunk Slamchest.

Space Mutiny is gold.  Watch it first.

I know MST3K did a show on it, though I swear I've never seen it. I just found the movie in a bin at frys electronics (god I love that place) and I'm resisting the urge to watch the MST3K review before watching the movie. I'll do space knight then Space mutiny

[Synzig]

Zombie Honeymoon is outstanding.  I believe there's fish sex in it.  Zombies.  Having.  Sex.  With. Fish.

[Vector]

Try to find Plan 9 from Outer Space--it's terrifyingly bad.

[Lord Dullard]

Want a hilariously horrible movie with Jackie Chan in it?

http://www.sling.com/video/show/225802/34/Fantasy-Mission-Force?filter_by=movies&per_page=30

Fantasy Mission Force. Just watch. I promise you'll be laughing within the first few minutes, as soon as they say 'Abraham Lincoln'.

[Cthulhu]

The Curse of Pirate Death sounds too cool not to watch, but it's about a group of coeds and Ron Jeremy is co-starring, so I'm not sure about this.

There are two girls.  One is dressed as a sexy cop, one is dressed as Heidie.  This is not a promising start.

They're in the wilderness for a sorority initiation.  Any second now I'm going to see boobies, and these aren't the most attractive girls, so I'm not looking forward to this.

No boobies, just a fake severed head, some guts, and a lot of blood.  There are a lot of equally horrible movies on here, it seems.  I think I"m going to like this site.