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[The Architect]

If pressure plates worked properly (in my definition of properly, with a set-able delay) then it would be possible. As it is, they'll just drop dwarven sludge 100 frames later.

[silhouette]

Then ill just mod it to make it so they just drown in sewege.

[Rip0k]

Just imagine how fun it would look if some unarmed goblin (In Adventure Mode) sow ya' than shit himself out of fear ;p... And then when you charge at him he'll start to run trowing his crap at you

[Playbahnosh]

Just imagine how fun it would look if some unarmed goblin (In Adventure Mode) sow ya' than shit himself out of fear ;p... And then when you charge at him he'll start to run trowing his crap at you

Well, I think monkeys could be made to fling poo, but that'll be just too cliché. Anyways, the <<Battle Shit>> is just doesn't seem right
But I like the idea of certain creatures crapping their pants  in game when in shock or fear, that'll add to the "atmosphere" considerably (if you know what I mean XD). Imagine a lone recruit standing in the fortress entryway alone, the goblin horde is coming, and suddenly you notice something "Urist McRecruit cancels guard: crapping pants" and a new character materializes on his square --> (∂)

Heh, this is a shitty thread. The good kind

[The Architect]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

[Playbahnosh]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Why not? You'd crap all over your pants if you saw a dragon casually strolling through your front door...

[Retro]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Why not? You'd crap all over your pants if you saw a dragon casually strolling through your front door...

Man, that would cause a lot of 'store item in stockpile' jobs :\

[CaptainNitpick]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Why not? You'd crap all over your pants if you saw a dragon casually strolling through your front door...

I wonder if the new military schedules will let us set a "brown trousers" alert.

[Playbahnosh]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Why not? You'd crap all over your pants if you saw a dragon casually strolling through your front door...

I wonder if the new military schedules will let us set a "brown trousers" alert.

Well, if that alert level is ever required, we can simply automate it to Pull The Lever™, sit back and watch the Fun™!

[Quantum Toast]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Could be helpful, if it (and blood, vomit, etc.) was actually slippery...

[Playbahnosh]

lol. So now, when dwarves sometimes flee in terror from a named enemy, they'd also drop loads and wet their pants?

Could be helpful, if it (and blood, vomit, etc.) was actually slippery...

You mean, as a defense mechanism? I guess we shouldn't degrade dwarfs to the level of calamari, so dwarfs will shit and piss themselves to make their pursuers slip. That's just...uh...not right