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[Zarhon]

Make some dwarf fortress achievements and say which of these you actually achieved

Well that was fast...
Lose a fort within the first month.

Strike the OH SHI-
Embark on a erupting volcano.

Infantcide
Kill 50 babies and/or children.

World Wide Dwarf
On a single world, have forts in all the possible biomes.

I hate cats
Kill 100 cats or kittens

I hate dogs
Kill 100 dogs or puppies.

I hate (cara)vans
Slaughter or break the minds of caravan merchants and break their caravan.

God damn hippies!
Anger the elves enough that they send a siege onto your fort.

Die hippy die
Kill 100 elves.

A noble goal
Keep your nobles alive and sane for 10 years.

Alas, poor monarchy
Involve 50 nobles in tragic accidents.

HAIL THE MINERS!
Uncover adamantite.

I have a bad feeling about this...
Uncover a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Is that all?
Survive a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Hack & Slash
Butcher 100 creatures.

Home run!
Have a hammerdwarf/macedwarf punt a creature more than 15 tiles away.

Baby boom
Be blessed with 50 births on a single fort.

Bare nessesities
Embark without mining picks, axes, booze and food, and survive three years.

Uninvited visitor
Have a megabeast arrive at your fort.

You caught a WHAT?!
Capture and tame a megabeast.

Dwarven duct tape
Use magma to make obisdian, power every type of magma building, kill 4 nobles, kill 50 hostile creatures, kill 5 pets and melt a diplomat.

Failure to communicate
Have a diplomat or liason die or go insane before he can attend his meeting.

Beard of intimidation
Sieze all the loot of both humans and elven traders.

Dwarven diplomacy
Be at war with every civilization except your own.

House of bling bling
Amass 2 million worth of wealth.

Masters of arms
Train a champion of each dwarven weapon skill.

Death squad
Amass 10 heroes of any weaponskill in your military.

Doom squad
Amass 10 champions of any weaponskill or heroes in your military.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can...
Have a dwarf die from sparring.

They grow up so fast...
Have a child become legendary in any skill.

Gifts of the earth
Find both an underground river water source and magma on a single map.

Excavation squad
Have 10 miners become legendary

I appear to have burst into flames.
Have 10 dwarves die from being on fire.

Hide the rum!
Have a burning dwarf cause a booze explosion.

Multitasker
Have your expedition leader/mayor kill 100 hostile creatures and become legendary in record keeping, appraisal, managing, engraving and his starting tradeskill (or mining).

Son of Morul
Have a dwarf become legendary in 7 different skills .

Son of Ironblood
Have your expedition leader/mayor kill 100 undead creatures.

Nice place you carved fer' yourself
Visit one of your forts in adventure mode.

Economic blunder
Mint coins with economy activated

Oooh, pointy!
Collect 5 artifacts that meanace with spikes.

Artistic demise
Have a moody dwarf create a artifact out of another dwarf.

Losing is fun.
Lose 15 forts.

Dwarven physics
Smash the atoms of 10 creatures.

Against all odds
Survive for 10 years in a terrifying, freezing biome with no wood and an aquifer.

Reach for the skies
Construct a wall-tower 20-z levels high.

Cat lover
Embark with 10 cats and keep them alive for 3 years.

Dwarven decade
Have a fort survive 10 years.

Return of the king
Have your civilisations king arrive at your fort.

Blood for the blood god!
Murder 300 creatures.

Too dumb to live
Have a dwarf wall himself into a room while building walls.

Tomb of horrors
Kills 50 creatures with traps.

Martial massacre
Have a tranced dwarf defeat 10 enemies single handedly.

Persistent, aren't they?
Survive 10 sieges.

Regicide
Kill the leader of a invading civilization.

Bloody mess
Have a creature seperated into 10 pieces.

Pit? What pittttttttttt
Drop a creature 15 z-levels.

Point of no return
Drop 10 creatures down a chasm.

Demons of the deep.
Kill 50 carp.

Loads of legends
Create 20 artifacts and have 30 dwarves become legendary in any skill.

    

[Quantum Toast]

Microcline has struck you!
Lose 10 dwarves to cave-ins.

Captain Planet
Kill ten hostile creatures with each of the following methods: cave-ins, falling, fire or magma, water, and tamed animals.



I think the only ones I have so far are "Oooh, shiny" & "Persistent, aren't they", though...

[TheDeadlyShoe]

HEEERE'S URIST
Lose twenty dwarfs to tantrums.

ANARCHIST
Obtain the Baron without appointing any Fortress Guards or Captain of the Guard.

STONEPEACE
Reach forty population without mining a single stone

NEMESIS
Be attacked by the same creature in three different sieges.

I CAN HAZ BUKKIT?
Tame a large wild animal.

CHARGE OF THE SHORT BRIGADE
Lose six military dwarfs in a single siege.

CON MAN
Have a peasant reach legendary in a social skill.

SCAVENGER
Trade for ten thousand Dwarfbucks of goods using only imported goods.

CLAIM JUMPER
Embark on a pre-existing site, and kill its inhabitants.

HERE BE WAGONS
Embark across the map from your civilization

VANGUARD
Be attacked by an enemy your civilization is at war with

XENOPHOBE
Embark in a region cut off from all other civilizations

[Shaostoul]

Well that was fast...
Lose a fort within the first month.

I hate cats
Kill 100 cats or kittens

I hate dogs
Kill 100 dogs or puppies.

I hate (cara)vans
Slaughter or break the minds of caravan merchants and break their caravan.

A noble goal
Keep your nobles alive and sane for 10 years.

HAIL THE MINERS!
Uncover adamantite.

I have a bad feeling about this...
Uncover a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Is that all?
Survive a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Hack & Slash
Butcher 100 creatures.

Home run!
Have a hammerdwarf/macedwarf punt a creature more than 15 tiles away.

Bare nessesities
Embark without mining picks, axes, booze and food, and survive three years.

Failure to communicate
Have a diplomat or liason die or go insane before he can attend his meeting.

House of bling bling
Amass 2 million worth of wealth.

Doom squad
Amass 10 champions of any weaponskill or heroes in your military.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can...
Have a dwarf die from sparring.

They grow up so fast...
Have a child become legendary in any skill.

Gifts of the earth
Find both an underground river water source and magma on a single map.

Excavation squad
Have 10 miners become legendary

Son of Morul
Have a dwarf become legendary in 7 different skills .

Economic blunder
Mint coins with economy activated

Oooh, pointy!
Collect 5 artifacts that meanace with spikes.

Losing is fun.
Lose 15 forts.

Dwarven physics
Smash the atoms of 10 creatures.

Reach for the skies
Construct a wall-tower 20-z levels high.

Cat lover
Embark with 10 cats and keep them alive for 3 years.

Blood for the blood god!
Murder 300 creatures.

Too dumb to live
Have a dwarf wall himself into a room while building walls.

Tomb of horrors
Kills 50 creatures with traps.

Martial massacre
Have a tranced dwarf defeat 10 enemies single handedly.

Bloody mess
Have a creature seperated into 10 pieces.

Pit? What pittttttttttt
Drop a creature 15 z-levels.

Point of no return
Drop 10 creatures down a chasm.

Demons of the deep.
Kill 50 carp.

Loads of legends
Create 20 artifacts and have 30 dwarves become legendary in any skill.

[Greiger]

Well that was fast...
Lose a fort within the first month.

Strike the OH SHI-
Embark on a erupting volcano

I hate (cara)vans
Slaughter or break the minds of caravan merchants and break their caravan.

God damn hippies!
Anger the elves enough that they send a siege onto your fort.

A noble goal
Keep your nobles alive and sane for 10 years.

HAIL THE MINERS!
Uncover adamantite.

I have a bad feeling about this...
Uncover a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Is that all?
Survive a hidden secret deep within the earth.

Hack & Slash
Butcher 100 creatures.

Home run!
Have a hammerdwarf/macedwarf punt a creature more than 15 tiles away.

Uninvited visitor
Have a megabeast arrive at your fort.

You caught a WHAT?!
Capture and tame a megabeast.

Failure to communicate  (Note: Accidentally)
Have a diplomat or liason die or go insane before he can attend his meeting.

House of bling bling
Amass 2 million worth of wealth.

Death squad
Amass 10 heroes of any weaponskill in your military.

Doom squad
Amass 10 champions of any weaponskill or heroes in your military.

I want you to hit me as hard as you can...
Have a dwarf die from sparring.

They grow up so fast...
Have a child become legendary in any skill.

Gifts of the earth
Find both an underground river water source and magma on a single map.

I appear to have burst into flames.
Have 10 dwarves die from being on fire.

Hide the rum!
Have a burning dwarf cause a booze explosion.

Nice place you carved fer' yourself
Visit one of your forts in adventure mode.

Economic blunder (Back in 2D, never again)
Mint coins with economy activated

Oooh, pointy!
Collect 5 artifacts that meanace with spikes.

Losing is fun.
Lose 15 forts.

Dwarven decade
Have a fort survive 10 years.

Return of the king
Have your civilisations king arrive at your fort.

Blood for the blood god!
Murder 300 creatures.

Too dumb to live
Have a dwarf wall himself into a room while building walls.

Martial massacre
Have a tranced dwarf defeat 10 enemies single handedly.

Persistent, aren't they?
Survive 10 sieges.

Regicide
Kill the leader of a invading civilization.

Bloody mess
Have a creature seperated into 10 pieces.

Pit? What pittttttttttt
Drop a creature 15 z-levels.

Point of no return
Drop 10 creatures down a chasm.

---toast---

Microcline has struck you! (It was more than 10, and it included a badly planned megaproject above the dining room.)
Lose 10 dwarves to cave-ins.

---shoe---

I CAN HAZ BUKKIT?
Tame a large wild animal.

CHARGE OF THE SHORT BRIGADE
Lose six military dwarfs in a single siege.

----New ones---

Environmentalist
Trash compact 500 useless invader clothing items to keep it from cluttering up the wilderness.

The Best Reward.
Complete an adventure mode quest, get nothing but a congratulations.

Achilles
Have a multi legendary champion dwarf or adventurer die to a bolt or arrow to the heart or throat.

[Itnetlolor]

Achievement Unlocked (IMG heavy)

It also has something in there to make proper achievements.

[SkyRender]

My own achievements are:

Well that was fast... (Carpe carp.  Need I say more?)
I hate cats (But they make great meals!)
I hate dogs (See above.)
A noble goal (Just barely, mind you, but nobles are easy to keep happy in this version compared to the old 2D nobles.)
HAIL THE MINERS! (And without revealing the HFS, somehow.  Just got lucky, I guess.)
Hack & Slash (Way more than 100...)
House of bling bling (Again, way past that; my Adamantine-strike fort was over 10 million by the time it fell apart.)
Doom squad (Once with wrestlers, once with pretty much everything EXCEPT Wrestlers.)
I want you to hit me as hard as you can... (All too often; idiot Sworddwarves taking on Hammerdwarves with wooden swords tends to cause that.)
Gifts of the earth (I'd also like to count my recent discovery of a white sand desert with a sedimentary AND igneous layer full of every precious metal imaginable and craploads of bituminous coal and lignite...)
Nice place you carved fer' yourself (My somewhat-epic aboveground Tomeshailed was fun to explore, and even more fun to drop my adventurers off the tallest tower from.)
Economic blunder (Ugh, don't remind me...)
Oooh, pointy! (Like you can avoid THIS one.)
Artistic demise (That was not a fun tantrum spiral.)
Dwarven physics (As long as you count Dwarves as well as the usual suspects.)
Reach for the skies (Only replace 20 with 33 and wall-tower with bank tower.)
Dwarven decade (Once, never again.)
Return of the king (Both Adamantium AND non-Adamantium.)
Too dumb to live (Happens a lot to my Dorfs.)
Anarchist (That's pretty much how all my forts work, actually.)
I can haz bukkit? (Many two-humped camels.  Hey, you didn't say it had to be vicious.)
Scavenger (Often.  You'd be surprised how much you can make off of those idiot Humans and Elves for each others' goods.)
Claim Jumper (But only for fun.)
Xenophobe (Best way to go.)

And my own addition to the list of achievements.

Sun-loving freaks of nature
Build an entirely above-ground fortress where nobody lives underground.