Make some dwarf fortress achievements and say which of these you actually achieved
Well that was fast... Lose a fort within the first month.
Strike the OH SHI-Embark on a erupting volcano.
InfantcideKill 50 babies and/or children.
World Wide DwarfOn a single world, have forts in all the possible biomes.
I hate catsKill 100 cats or kittens
I hate dogsKill 100 dogs or puppies.
I hate (cara)vansSlaughter or break the minds of caravan merchants and break their caravan.
God damn hippies!Anger the elves enough that they send a siege onto your fort.
Die hippy dieKill 100 elves.
A noble goalKeep your nobles alive and sane for 10 years.
Alas, poor monarchyInvolve 50 nobles in tragic accidents.
HAIL THE MINERS!Uncover adamantite.
I have a bad feeling about this...Uncover a hidden secret deep within the earth.
Is that all?Survive a hidden secret deep within the earth.
Hack & SlashButcher 100 creatures.
Home run! Have a hammerdwarf/macedwarf punt a creature more than 15 tiles away.
Baby boomBe blessed with 50 births on a single fort.
Bare nessesitiesEmbark without mining picks, axes, booze and food, and survive three years.
Uninvited visitorHave a megabeast arrive at your fort.
You caught a WHAT?!Capture and tame a megabeast.
Dwarven duct tapeUse magma to make obisdian, power every type of magma building, kill 4 nobles, kill 50 hostile creatures, kill 5 pets and melt a diplomat.
Failure to communicateHave a diplomat or liason die or go insane before he can attend his meeting.
Beard of intimidationSieze all the loot of both humans and elven traders.
Dwarven diplomacyBe at war with every civilization except your own.
House of bling blingAmass 2 million worth of wealth.
Masters of armsTrain a champion of each dwarven weapon skill.
Death squadAmass 10 heroes of any weaponskill in your military.
Doom squadAmass 10 champions of any weaponskill or heroes in your military.
I want you to hit me as hard as you can...Have a dwarf die from sparring.
They grow up so fast...Have a child become legendary in any skill.
Gifts of the earthFind both an underground river water source and magma on a single map.
Excavation squadHave 10 miners become legendary
I appear to have burst into flames.Have 10 dwarves die from being on fire.
Hide the rum!Have a burning dwarf cause a booze explosion.
MultitaskerHave your expedition leader/mayor kill 100 hostile creatures and become legendary in record keeping, appraisal, managing, engraving and his starting tradeskill (or mining).
Son of MorulHave a dwarf become legendary in 7 different skills .
Son of IronbloodHave your expedition leader/mayor kill 100 undead creatures.
Nice place you carved fer' yourselfVisit one of your forts in adventure mode.
Economic blunderMint coins with economy activated
Oooh, pointy!Collect 5 artifacts that meanace with spikes.
Artistic demiseHave a moody dwarf create a artifact out of another dwarf.
Losing is fun. Lose 15 forts.
Dwarven physicsSmash the atoms of 10 creatures.
Against all odds Survive for 10 years in a terrifying, freezing biome with no wood and an aquifer.
Reach for the skiesConstruct a wall-tower 20-z levels high.
Cat loverEmbark with 10 cats and keep them alive for 3 years.
Dwarven decadeHave a fort survive 10 years.
Return of the kingHave your civilisations king arrive at your fort.
Blood for the blood god!Murder 300 creatures.
Too dumb to liveHave a dwarf wall himself into a room while building walls.
Tomb of horrorsKills 50 creatures with traps.
Martial massacreHave a tranced dwarf defeat 10 enemies single handedly.
Persistent, aren't they?Survive 10 sieges.
RegicideKill the leader of a invading civilization.
Bloody messHave a creature seperated into 10 pieces.
Pit? What pitttttttttttDrop a creature 15 z-levels.
Point of no returnDrop 10 creatures down a chasm.
Demons of the deep.Kill 50 carp.
Loads of legendsCreate 20 artifacts and have 30 dwarves become legendary in any skill.