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shadowclasper

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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 02:16:15 pm »

Sif was the god of Victory.

Most gods were related you'll find (Odin wasn't named the All Father for nothin') and rarely were their attributes related beyond "We control and maintain creation against the big bads" (either giants, demons, satin, titans, etc.etc.)
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 03:28:01 pm »

Man, I had no idea satin was so dangerous.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 05:04:46 pm »

Yes he was but Loki killing him started ragnarok. I think the only ones that survived that was odin's sons.

Baldr had prophetic dreams about dying so his mom (Frigga) made everything swear to not harm him, everything except holly.  The other Norse Gods had a fun time throwing stuff at him, because they would never hit/hurt him.  Loki found out that holly could hurt him and told Hod, who was blind, to throw/shoot it a Baldr.  Loki guided the arrow and killed Baldr.  A total jerk move.

It gets worse.  Frigga managed to talk Hel (Goddess of the Underworld) into letting Baldr go, if everything/everybody would weep for him.  Everybody did except for a certain hag in a cave.  This hag was Loki in disguise.  So, Baldr stays in the underworld until Ragnorak.

The Norse Gods did find Loki.  They bound him in a cave and put a serpent above him to drip venom on him.  His wife catchs the venom in a cup and whenever she turns away to pour the venom out, some of the snake's venom drips on Loki and causes earthquakes.

Also, keep in mind that Loki is Odin's blood-brother.  He was a pretty decent guy, to the Norse Gods at least ,prior to this.  He help them build a huge wall (this caused him to give birth to Sleipnir, an 8-legged horse), helped Thor retrieve his hammer, and many other things.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 10:45:55 pm »

Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.

What...? 
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strands aren't badass enough?  You want gold, too?
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #19 on: November 08, 2009, 04:07:19 pm »

Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.

What...? 
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strands aren't badass enough?  You want gold, too?
I don't, Sif does.

Feel free to explain the benefits of
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to the Aesir, I'm sure they'll be interested.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #20 on: November 08, 2009, 07:32:25 pm »

Moral of the story: somebody needs to figure out how to make gold wigs at a craftsdwarf workshop.

Better idea. We need to figure out how the gold grew on her head, then make our dwarves grow golden beards.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #21 on: November 08, 2009, 07:44:42 pm »

THat should be easy after the next release, if it tracks beard colors there's no reason we couldn't mod that so that some beards are made of gold.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #22 on: November 08, 2009, 08:47:43 pm »

Perhaps in bad taste

I was looking around in Legends mode and found this.

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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #23 on: November 08, 2009, 10:09:50 pm »

Loki also mothered Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse.

That's right, mothered.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #24 on: November 09, 2009, 10:50:24 am »

Perhaps in bad taste

I was looking around in Legends mode and found this.

Excellent. I cackled like a psycho after reading that.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2009, 11:10:35 am »

In my current fortress, she exists:
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Dwarfs worship funny things.
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Re: Best goddess ever!
« Reply #26 on: November 10, 2009, 05:16:29 am »

Loki also mothered Sleipnir, the eight-legged horse.

That's right, mothered.

I like to call that particular event "The Great Land Seahorse Incident".
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