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[Armok]

I second this, everyone likes being worshipped after all.
Aright, we'll start whit a classic, anyone that wish to be a slave of me has to be strictly celibate, I read stuff like this makes religions last longer.

[Deon]

I second this, everyone likes being worshipped after all.
Aright, we'll start whit a classic, anyone that wish to be a slave of me has to be strictly celibate, I read stuff like this makes religions last longer.

No way I become a slave of you . You just usurped a name, it doesn't make you a True Armok I believe in .

[mickel]

I believe it's referred that they players themselves are Armok.

So yes, Armok is a cruel and blood-thirsty god, then?

[Armok]

I AM THE ONLY ARMOK THERE IS!

[Dude_Jebawe]

My brothers! I come again, responding to requests for more excerpts from the holy book! Behold, true righteousness!

Armok Thikut, page 666.
'And the elf said onto his brethren, 'Come my brothers, let us pray to the forest goddess! For although she is a cold and uncaring harlot, unworthy of worship, she alone will listen to our sorrow, our woe, and our poetry!'. And Armok looked upon the elves, and he hated them, so he said unto his servants, 'rise from thy tubes, my servants! Fling thy righteous flame upon thy forest over yonder, and burn thy forest to thy ground!', and the Fire men did obey their lord, and they slew the elves, for Armok hates them.'

Armok Thikut, page 73425.
'And as Urist worked in the mineshafts, Armok spoke onto him. 'Throw thy tools aside, my servant, and create thy wildest dreams onto flesh!'. And Urist did obey, and he went to the noble quarters and slew the nobles, for Armok hates them, and he took their flesh and their bones, and he formed a great Floodgate! So the first artifact was born.'

[Rashilul]

I AM THE ONLY ARMOK THERE IS!

I thought you just stole his name?

[Armok]

Nope, I'm the real one.

[Dude_Jebawe]

Heil Armok!

[LegoLord]

I don't like elves, and the french are elfy, so I don't like them either

You mean the people whose national anthem has the words "let their impure blood run through our fields" in it, eat frogs and all kinds of other helpless small animals that we aren't dwarf enough to, built the Eiffel Tower (made mostly of steel, mind), and have a terribly devastating fighting force when led by a non-French person (Napoleon, Joan of Ark, etc.)?  Right, elfy.

Everyone knows hippies are the real elves.  They shall be Armok's first target!

[Atlas]

Nope, I'm the real one.

BLASPHEMY!

Kill the impostor!