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[Dude_Jebawe]

Greetings, fellow Dwarven overseers! I am Jebawe, and I come to you bringing the word of the almighty Armok, Glorious and exalted is he! With me I have excerpts from the Armok Thikut, the 'Book of Armok', from which Armok, glorious and exalted is he, spreads his divine message! Now, I shall reveal the civine message of Armok!

Armok Thikut, Page 174.

'And Armok said onto the elf 'come, join thy Dwarven brothers beneath the rock and stone, glorious is their empire! Enjoy the same glory, as bestowed by my power, as the Dwarves, and bask in my eternal splendour!' But the elf did spurn Armok, and Armok took him, and he threw him beneath the earth, and he encased him in adamantine, and the elf did regret his choice, for the demons, divine servants of Armok, took joy in his torment, and thus Armok hates the elves, and all their descendants, for all eternity!'

Armok Thikut, page 1875.

'And the champion said onto the Elf 'Back, vile beast! Armok commands you!', but the elf did not obey, and much blood was shed that night, and the Elven lands were ravaged and burned, and Armok looked upon the Dwarves' deeds, and it was good.'

[Okenido]

You're a bit late on your conversion...

[Broose]

This is just ridiculous. If somebody who doesn't know anything about DF saw these forums, he would think we were some kind of cult.

[Okenido]

You mean they didn't already?

[Dude_Jebawe]

This is just ridiculous. If somebody who doesn't know anything about DF saw these forums, he would think we were some kind of cult.

We're not?

[Blargityblarg]

Dwarf Fortress: Defying sanity and positive public opinion for elf-hatery since 2006.

[aklyatne]

Dwarf Fortress: Defying sanity and positive public opinion for elf-hatery since 2006.

Wasn't the first release in 2002?

[Jackrabbit]

This is just ridiculous. If somebody who doesn't know anything about DF saw these forums, he would think we were some kind of cult.

Your membership has been revoked. Go hammer yourself and preform the magma rite of the unworthy, then throw yourself down the garbage hole.

[Greiger]

I was gunna respond to the cult thing with an entire paragraph completely in dwarven.  Then I noticed DF lacks many important words.  So I just decided to post this instead.

Iuguolo fossor. Pro palma of Armok!

Just cuz latin is epic and culty.  Though the crummy translator I used probably butchered it.

Spoiler: P.S. (click to show/hide)

that was supposed to be "Kill the fool. For the glory of Armok!"

[Deimos56]

But the elf did spurn Armok, and Armok took him, and he threw him beneath the earth, and he encased him in adamantine, and the elf did regret his choice, for the demons, divine servants of Armok, took joy in his torment, and thus Armok hates the elves, and all their descendants, for all eternity!'

This...
This explains what I found in the pits.

[Kelbin]

All Elves? what about that Elf from one of threetwo's stories, you know that one with that Elf the Demon those Satyrs and that spirit vermin?

I mean there are alot of Elves fighting for Evil, but those are just brainwashed creatures raised by Goblins, That Elf became corrupted by his own anger and hate.

*Sniff* I'm just glad, that All creatures can... Participate, in the Art of EVIL.

[Blargityblarg]

I think work began in 2002, or something. I forget.

[Armok]

Armok approves of this topic.

[ousire]

Armok approves of this topic.

you need a big offical seal of approval you can post in threads that you really like. it must be done!

[Armok]

if this thread dosn't have one within a few days, please someone send me a PM to remind me, ok?
I'll make a hugging image to while I'm at it.