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Author Topic: Same fortress, more funny stuff  (Read 694 times)

salttotart

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Same fortress, more funny stuff
« on: April 29, 2009, 12:15:37 am »
OK, so just as I'm building a magma forge, one of my Blacksmiths goes fey on me.  He claims my only non-magma forge and collects all of this:
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Looks like it would be pretty epic, right? Not as epic as say Dragon Bone, but decently epic. I was hoping for a steel chair or even a statue to appease some noble that I know is coming.  Instead, a little bit later, I get this:
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I'm not a happy person.  There is a bright side at least, the thing is worth a pretty penny.
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Quote from: kinseti on April 09, 2009, 08:24:03 pm
If this all doesn't fix it, your dwarfs are lazy. Apply magma.
Quote from: dafinchy on April 23, 2009, 11:15:11 am
"And thereafter, all dwarven children were taught to mind their stools, lest the toilet-fiends snatch their souls from their bottoms"
Quote from: Untelligent on April 26, 2009, 01:55:39 pm
Try rubbing a cat on it, that seems to help.

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Re: Same fortress, more funny stuff
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 01:15:35 am »
Your king demands a legendary dyer's shpo in his tomb.  So bamm! room value!
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Re: Same fortress, more funny stuff
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 06:40:36 am »
Fill it with the best booze you can get.
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Re: Same fortress, more funny stuff
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2009, 09:02:10 am »
fill it with magma
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Quote from: Jackrabbit on May 12, 2009, 05:23:39 am
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Re: Same fortress, more funny stuff
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2009, 09:58:56 am »
Fill it with the blood of the aristocracy.
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Re: Same fortress, more funny stuff
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2009, 10:14:53 am »
Or, you know, just have it sit in the booze stockpile, because as far as I can tell that's where a dwarf usually spends 70% of his waking hours, and usually, boozepiles arent all that nice to look at.

so anything that makes em go "oooooooh, shiney" when drinking is probably a plus.

Knowing murphys law, I'd say this will only work when they actually drink FROM the artifact barrel, and that barrel is probably occupied all the time by something else than booze.
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