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Author Topic: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.  (Read 1572 times)

nordo

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No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« on: September 25, 2008, 01:07:53 pm »

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Guy Montag

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2008, 01:44:54 pm »
Thats awesome. Art imitating reality.
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EverybodylovesTJ

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #2 on: September 25, 2008, 01:59:56 pm »
WOMAN I TOLD YOU TO MAKE ME A SAMMICH!
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Quote from: Untelligent on October 05, 2008, 10:28:02 am
Need I even mention the GIANT ASS BOOK?
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KaelGotDwarves

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #3 on: September 25, 2008, 02:42:35 pm »
I stared at it for awhile distracted by the tileset.

And then I burst out laughing.

/windowseat to hell
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Aqizzar

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #4 on: September 25, 2008, 04:33:39 pm »
I was actually expecting a full page of wounds.  This is a step up in comparison.  Pity dwarves can't work while imprisoned.
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Joutilas

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 05:32:25 am »
I had a mayor who was married to a fortress guard. Goblins came, dwarfs died. Surviving dwarfs bitch to mayor. Mayor tantrums.

So I lock him into his quarters, with his wife.

Next thing I see is the mayor lying in bed with cracked skull. Domestic abuse in Dwarf Fortress!
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IndonesiaWarMinister

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 05:50:14 am »
Ah! Dwarfa! [See the wikipedia on sparta]
The only place where dwarf ♀ can abuse dwarf ♂.
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Ezuku

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2008, 11:58:57 am »
Heh. Took me a while to get it.

I think toady should probably make immediate family members non-punishable. Although this is funnier.
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Lightning4

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2008, 03:55:42 am »
After looking at this... I wonder if it's possible for the Hammerer to fall in love with someone, then upon the failure to fill some uptight noble's demands, is forced to hammer them to death. Tough love?
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IndonesiaWarMinister

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2008, 03:57:54 am »
Professionalism.
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Jamini

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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2008, 07:12:06 am »
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Re: No wonder they decided to forgo formal celebrations.
« Reply #11 on: September 30, 2008, 05:55:32 pm »
A picture is worth a thousand words.
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