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[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

8/31/17: "For instance, if a baby is the lone survivor of a failed raid, they will unerringly crawl back to your fortress all on their own. At least they are no longer active combatants." In other words, removed baby soldiers. I'm sure many players will be forever cursing you for making impossible our dreams of baby hordes bearing down on goblin fortresses.

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I remember there was an article somewhere (PC Gamer maybe?) that listed all the funny DF devlogs. Stuff like "rain melts fat off dwarves" and "baby adventurers don't start with knives anymore".

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

That sounds neat! Thanks for pointing it out.

[Urlance Woolsbane]

Some classic undead hijinks:

Stopped zombies from interrupting your sleep to ask if they can help you with something

In bug news, the zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age and he fled into the hills.

My adventurer fought through around sixty zombies in the tower, killed the necromancer, learned the secrets of life and death, and then raised various limbs (not my own). Then I talked to one of them, and it told me that it was peasant. It was flattered but had no need of my services. I imagine its little fingers were shaped into the form of a mouth and they flapped back and forth while it spoke with a high-pitched voice. I guess there's still work to do.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Some classic undead hijinks:

Stopped zombies from interrupting your sleep to ask if they can help you with something

In bug news, the zombies in a necromancer's tower became suspicious after the necromancer failed to age and he fled into the hills.

My adventurer fought through around sixty zombies in the tower, killed the necromancer, learned the secrets of life and death, and then raised various limbs (not my own). Then I talked to one of them, and it told me that it was peasant. It was flattered but had no need of my services. I imagine its little fingers were shaped into the form of a mouth and they flapped back and forth while it spoke with a high-pitched voice. I guess there's still work to do.

Those are all hilarious to imagine. I suppose the last one was like a macabre mockery of Oobi (a show for young children that I vaguely remember; it featured talking hands.)