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[Dyret]

I liked this thread better when it was about exploding balls.

[Eric Blank]

I opened this thread hoping for a loyalty cascade that ended in a town being depopulated and found one guy get punched in the nuts, and an argument about whether or not such and such censored such and such. And the argument was longer and more verbose than the description of the guy getting punched in the nuts.

I am sorely disappointed in all of you.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Solution: set up a nut-punching fight? Make ABGHW great again?

i couldn't write that without laughing

[Xune]

I'm going to punch you in the nuts and I'm going to make you pay me to do it!

[ApatheticAlpaca]

I opened this thread hoping for a loyalty cascade that ended in a town being depopulated and found one guy get punched in the nuts, and an argument about whether or not such and such censored such and such. And the argument was longer and more verbose than the description of the guy getting punched in the nuts.

I am sorely disappointed in all of you.

I, frankly, was interested in getting a better understanding by which someone can be gelded with bare hands and why in Armok's name something so horrifying can even happen.

Then I got to wonder if the gelding skill (It is a profession, Gelder, so is there a skill related to it?) increases chances of getting debilitating gelding blows in combat and whether or not this is a viable strategy for an Adventurer.

I basically want to know if it's possible to make an Adventurer built solely around making lowblows.

[NW_Kohaku]

I, frankly, was interested in getting a better understanding by which someone can be gelded with bare hands and why in Armok's name something so horrifying can even happen.

Then I got to wonder if the gelding skill (It is a profession, Gelder, so is there a skill related to it?) increases chances of getting debilitating gelding blows in combat and whether or not this is a viable strategy for an Adventurer.

I basically want to know if it's possible to make an Adventurer built solely around making lowblows.

Yes, but gelder has nothing to do with it.  Just master a weapon skill or unarmed combat skill, and aim all your kicks for the lower body, and you'll become a legendary ball-kicker in no time.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalìs]

Wow, and I didn't even need to install Masterwork to get sports!

[vjmdhzgr]

It's like 1/100 chances though. Probably lower really. It's hard to tell through experiments because it's so infrequent it would be mind-numbing to actually count the many repeated strikes to the lower body until one happens.

[NW_Kohaku]

I didn't test this, but there are ways you can train to make gelding much more likely.  Like I said earlier in the thread, I saw one guy specifically train to throw people so they land balls-first.

[Showbiz]

I liked this thread better when it was about exploding balls.

yeah back to topic again:

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