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[vexxice]

Here's another. I have an artifact ring called

"Slingtested, The Nuts of Chilling, a hematite ring"

[Libash_Thunderhead]

Levers Without Limits

It concerns the reasons why the lever is effective.

[klefenz]

Here's a statue i had made.
"This is a exceptional sandstone statue of elves.
The item is a a rendition of the Dark Oil, an image of five elves and a bed. The five elves are screaming. The five elves are striking a triumphant pose. The bed is burning."

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Put that statue in the bedroom of some female noble.

[Dunamisdeos]

My favorite book is still my Giraffe Demon posing as a peaceful Deity. He, in his artful stealth, wrote books such as:

"Is it a Giraffe Demon?"
"Start your day with the Giraffe Demon"

and of course, who could forget:

"It's definitely the Giraffe Demon".

I always get an image of an enormous flaming giraffe or some such riding the bus, tipping his hat to the ladies and such, going to book signings, everyone completely unaware that he is not in fact a human being.

[Sutremaine]

Giraffe Boo?

[arbarbonif]

My favorite book is still my Giraffe Demon posing as a peaceful Deity. He, in his artful stealth, wrote books such as:

"Is it a Giraffe Demon?"
"Start your day with the Giraffe Demon"

and of course, who could forget:

"It's definitely the Giraffe Demon".

I always get an image of an enormous flaming giraffe or some such riding the bus, tipping his hat to the ladies and such, going to book signings, everyone completely unaware that he is not in fact a human being.

Be sensible, man!  An actual giraffe demon wouldn't right books like that, because he would be trying to hide!  It's common sense!

[Porpoisepower]

My Thoughts On the Gutter

[MoonyTheHuman]

'The Hairy Balls' -Tavern

[Psieye]

I always get an image of an enormous flaming giraffe or some such riding the bus, tipping his hat to the ladies and such, going to book signings, everyone completely unaware that he is not in fact a human being.

This one, D&D has precedence in.

[Roofless]

Oh, I got a cheesy one. It's from a combat log of an ogre attack on elven caravan:
The ogre grabs the donkey by the (walnuts [5]) with his left upper arm!

But I didn't expect the next part:
The ogre releases the grip of the ogre's left upper arm on the donkey's (walnuts [5]).
The donkey has become enraged!

Clearly elven donkeys freak out when you stop halfway through...

[Porpoisepower]

beware donkeys with Walnuts[5]... they're at least twice as powerful as a donkey with Walnuts[2]

[MoonyTheHuman]

beware donkeys with Half-Geldables[5]... they're at least twice as powerful as a donkey with Half-Geldables[2]

Fixed that for you

[Dirst]

This one takes a little explaining.  Here is a combat log of a miner who came across a modded creature deep in the mines.  The important thing to remember is that the creature has mud for blood, meaning the area gets thoroughly muddied when arteries are cut.



Who knew spa treatments could be so exciting?

[AbstractTraitorHero]

Ptw this is amazing.

[BFEL]

and a letter called Untitled, about no particular subject.

Dwarven Seinfeld?