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[crazyabe]

I: Start (Attempting) to call on our ancestors strength to help with catching dinner.

[LordPorkins]

RIP OUT HIS THROAT AND FEAST ON HIS TRACHEA

[Salsacookies]

I: Start (Attempting) to call on our ancestors strength to help with catching dinner.

(6)Your flames are stoked to a ridiculous degree! THE ORCS MELT IN YOUR SIGHT!

Ugh. Karp so tired. Take a nap.

(Auto-turn)You fall asleep.(2)Nope, no regen yet.

Oh, sure, now the assholes come out to share in the bounty. Figures.

Eh, take my gathered orcs and peace out, then stomp one to death and eat it before turning over the rest to the Supreme Survivalist.

(5)You squish an orc, and because of your blaze, its even well done! Yummy, cooked orc. And now, the stupid orc decided to bite into your shoulder. Kinda stings.

RIP OUT HIS THROAT AND FEAST ON HIS TRACHEA

(3)You fling yourself on Krool, and bite into his shoulder. He's spicy, and you feel melty...

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Sarrak:1 turn til destination.
Nakeen: Resting and regenerating

[Harry Baldman]

Pry the annoying little thing off me and pull off its legs and arms one by one, keeping them while leaving the torso out in the grass. These'll make a good present for my sweetheart.

[Nakéen]

Karp dreams of catching tons of fishes effortlessly and becoming a hero. Then he married a fish-faced orc and there was a speaking eel, but that part was weird.

[LordPorkins]

Jump off him and run away. Begin filling sacks of leather with water. Chuckle evilly

((Its on bitch.))

[crazyabe]

I Attempt to Cast "Abyss Blaze"

[Salsacookies]

Pry the annoying little thing off me and pull off its legs and arms one by one, keeping them while leaving the torso out in the grass. These'll make a good present for my sweetheart.

(3 v 2) You grab the little bugger, albeit in a rather loose grip. You currently hold loosely his left leg

Jump off him and run away. Begin filling sacks of leather with water. Chuckle evilly

((Its on bitch.))

(See above) You try to jump off, but you leg get caught. You are currently dangling upside-down.

I Attempt to Cast "Abyss Blaze"

(5) You cast the spell, and black flame rains upon the earth.


Auto-Turns
Sarrak: You have finally reached the surface...(5) You and your fellows have collected some great throwing boulders, and (5) They strike clean the drakes, (4)who decide to leave. The mountain has been cleansed of Drake filth!
Nakeen: (3)Finally, your leg has regenerated! A little baby leg, it makes walking awkward.

[Nakéen]

Karp wakes up. "OH GETTING LATE IS IT ? BETTER GO HOME".
Walk awkwardly back home.

[LordPorkins]

I spit into his hand, thus causing him extreme pain ((due to his hand cooling)) i then proceed with the above plan.

[crazyabe]

I Attempt to Roast the Little Buggers alive.

[Harry Baldman]

Twist the little thing's head all the way around.

[Sarrak]

Rejoice and make a grand feast.